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Issue: Twisted Toyfare Theatre #2
Publication Date: January 2001
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Issues: #2 of 11 Issues
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Rating: Not Recommended for All Ages
Publisher: FlagWizard Entertainment
Brand: Wizard
Indicia Publisher: Gareb Shamus Enterprises Inc.
On Sale Date: (not set)
Volume: 2
Pages: 108
ISBN: 0967248957
UPC/EAN: 978096724895050999
Price: $14.99 CAD
$9.99 USD
Indicia Frequency: Not Recommended for All Ages
Content Items: 22 (21 stories, 1 cover)
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Publication Type: Trade Paperback
Color: color
Dimensions: standard Modern Age US
Paper Stock: cardstock cover
Binding: softcover
Publishing Format: collected editions
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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Green Goblin; Spider-Man
First Line: Grab my bags and there's an extra George in it for ya!
Synopsis: Hollywood has changed Green Goblin.
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How to Grade Your Toys!

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): A-Team
Character(s): Mr. T; Spider-Man; Dr. Doom (Marvel Action Hour); Dr. Doom
Synopsis: Mr. T explains how toys are graded, but due to his speech patterns, he can't be understood. Spider-Man poisons him and takes over. He slowly damages a Dr. Doom, explaining how the damage changes the grade. He kills Dr. Doom, and another Dr. Doom figure comes to get revenge. Spider-Man poisons him too.
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Halloween at Castle Doom!

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Dr. Doom; Alex Trebek; Eric Cartman; Spider-Man; Iron Man; Green Goblin; Captain America; Thor; Hulk; Bucky; Galactus
Synopsis: Doom is giving out apples to trick or treaters. A group of Megos arrives to have a party. Spider-Man is dressed as a cop, Iron Man as Fred Flintstone, Green Goblin as Thor, Captain America as Kirk, Thor as Mr. Fantastic, and Hulk as a ghost. Doom tries to kick them out, but it doesn't work. Bucky eggs his castle. Hulk mistakes the jacuzzi for a toilet. Galactus arrives hungry.
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Iron Resolve

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Iron Man; Captain America; Vision; Green Goblin; Hulk; Black Panther; Tigra; Cyclops; Wolverine; Vision; Professor Xavier
Synopsis: When a drunk Iron Man kills both Green Goblin and his hostage, Captain America schedules an emergency Avengers meeting for tomorrow. Hulk fails to stop him from drinking, and he passes out. Hulk takes his armor to impersonate him at the meeting, but he goes to the wrong one, and Iron Man goes is expelled from the Avengers.
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Hero of the Beach! Or How Reed Made a Doctor out of Doom!

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Dr. Doom; Mr. Fantastic
Synopsis: Dr. Doom and his girlfriend are lounging on the beach when Mr. Fantastic kicks sand on them. The sand gets in Doom's face. He get monks to make him a mask to cover it, but it's hot, so he runs outside to stick his face in the snow. Out there, Richards kicks yellow snow at him.
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House Party

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Wolverine; Spider-Man; Storm; Iron Man; Thor; Mr. Fantastic; Nightcrawler; Colossus; Fonzie; Falcon; Red Bird; Vision; Galactus; Human Torch; Professor Xavier; Geordi LeForge; Data; Worf
Synopsis: The X-Men host a party. They trade stories. Wolverine makes X-jokes. Cyclops kills Red Bird. Hulk accidentally kills Nightcrawler when he teleports in front of him. Professor Xavier arrives, and yells at them. Suddenly, the crew of the Enterprise arrives and teleports him away. They continue the party.
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Mr. Spidey Goes to Coruscant

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Chancellor Valorum; Senator Palpatine [Darth Sidious]; Padmé Amidala; Anakin Skywalker (age 10); Spider-Man; Iron Man; Darth Maul; Rune Haako; Nute Gunray; Luke Skywalker; Jar Jar Binks; Wicket; Logray; Chief Chirpa; George Lucas; Zett Jukassa; Batman; Falcon; Aquaman; Thor; Captain America
Synopsis: The Republic Senate is in session. Amidala asks the senate for help. Spider-Man says that this movie blows, and reveals that Palpatine is Sidious. Darth Maul tries to kill him. The Wookie’s eat the aliens from E.T. for opposing term limits. Spider-Man continues his tirade against the movie and Luke Skywalker chimes in. When Jar Jar tries to give an explanation, the Ewoks kill him. George Lucas shows how it could be worse by having jedi peeps in Episode II.
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X-Mas Bloody X-Mas

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Professor Xavier; Rudolph; Wolverine; Cyclops; Charlie Brown; Hulk; Iron Cat; Iceman; Mr. Fantastic; Human Torch; Invisible Woman; Thing; Nightcrawler; Colossus; Storm; Snoopy; Woodstock
Synopsis: Spider-Man is watching terrible Christmas specials when Charlie Brown arrives asking for help. Charlie Brown is smashed into a wall by Hulk who gets Spider-Man to go outside with him. Hulk pees on Iceman. The Fantastic Four are playing hockey, but Human Torch melts the ice and they all drown. They go caroling at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, and Hulk is attacked.
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No Business like Show Business!

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Rosie O'Donnell; Wolverine; Tarzan; Nightcrawler; Storm; Professor Xavier; Bo Duke; Boss Hogg; Mr. Fantastic; Scarlet Witch; Kirk; Dr. Doom; Conan the Barbarian; Cornelius; Iron Man; Cyclops; Silver Surfer; General Ursus; Mr. Jingles; Red Skull; Bucky; Falcon; Captain America; Magneto; Brock; Ash; Misty; Pikachu; Lizard; Dragonite; Gyarados; Growlithe; Flareon; Mew; MewTwo; Wigglytuff; Nightcrawler; Psyduck; Jessie; James; Meowth; Spider-Man; Thor
Synopsis: Rosie O'Donnell hosts the Oscars. Doom wins the best foreign film. He is interrupted by a drunk Iron Man singing the "Thong Song." The Duke brothers put gum on Xavier's head, and Red Skull sings a musical tribute to Mr. Jingles. "Pokémon: the Movie 2000" wins best picture over "X-Men: The Movie". Ash insults Americans during his acceptance speech, and the X-Men and Pokémon fight, while Xavier and Psyduck fight on the psychic plane. Spider-Man and Thor watch all of this at home on their TV.
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Luck be a Lady!

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Dr. Strange; Dukes of Hazzard
Character(s): Spider-Man; Thor; Wyatt Wingfoot; Elvis; May Parker; Kirk; Kang; Vision; Conana; Human Torch; Daredevil; Iron Cat; Iron Man; Professor X; Watcher; Hulk (gray); Hulk; Daisy Duke; Bo Duke; Boss Hogg; Luke Duke; Lizard; Thing; Mr. Fantastic; Hadji; Dr. Strange; Green Goblin; Lone Ranger; Tonto
Synopsis: Faced with mounting credit card debt, Spider-Man hits the casino. He plays poker. Professor X uses his powers to cheat, and the Watcher doesn't make an effective security guard. In the buffet line, Boss Hogg thwarts the Dukes with a detour sign. Spider-Man and Thor go to a burlesque show, which has opening acts starring Dr. Strange and Green Goblin. When they finally get to the burlesque part, Thor is dancing with the women. Spider-Man doesn't make the money he needs.
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Crappy New Year!

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Spider-Man; Thor; Namor; Professor Xavier; Silver Surfer; Dr. Strange; Human Torch; Invisible Women; Mr. Fantastic; Franklin Richards; Thing; May Parker; Hulk; Mer-Man; Masque; Mephisto; Bucky; Iron Man; Wendigo; Professor Xavier; Kang; Watcher; Cyclops
Synopsis: Spider-Man and Thor head to Times Square for New Year's Eve. They stop by Dr. Strange's, but there is a male strip show happening. Elsewhere, the Fantastic Four watch from the top of the Baxter Building. Franklin and Thing throw coins from the building, one of which kills Aunt May. Eating a hot dog from a vendor makes Hulk have to poop, and he goes into a manhole on the Morlocks. Firemen have to pry him out. Mephisto arrives at the ball, threatening everyone, but falls down the pole and kills Xavier. Spider-Man and Thor do not kiss at midnight.
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A Few Good Megos

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Spider-Man; Chips; Planet of the Apes; Fantastic Four; Avengers; X-Men; Defenders
Character(s): Spider-Man; Ponch; Jon; Thing; Mr. Fantastic; Human Torch; Invisible Woman; Captain America; Vision; Iron Man; Scarlet Witch; Falcon; Red Wing; Professor Xavier; Cyclops; Colossus; Nightcrawler; Wolverine; Storm; Dr. Strange; Hulk; Silver Surfer; Namor; Black Bolt; Daredevil; Bucky; Thor; Watcher; Tarzan; May Parker; Spock; Negative Zone Alien; Sitting Bull; Kang; Lizard; Red Skull; J. Jonah Jameson; Venom; Green Goblin; Dr. Doom; Mephisto; John Travolta; skrull; Charlon Heston
Synopsis: Spider-Man is asleep and fails to answer the door when Ponch and Jon come to arrest him, so they declare him a fugitive from justice. They gather other Megos to help. The various teams end up fighting. Spider-Man comes out to quiet them down, and is arrested. He is put on trail. The judge and prosecution are apes, the jury are villains, and the defense attorney is Daredevil. The cops arrest and bring in two John Travoltas, proving there are skrulls at work, and Spider-Man is innocent. Mr. Fantastic kills them, and Heston comes in and attacks the apes.
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Uatu be in Pictures

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Dr. Strange; Thing; Uatu; Black Bolt; Silver Surfer; Galactus;
Synopsis: Thing is pranking Dr. Strange when the Watcher calls with a warning. He ignores him, and Silver Surfer shows up. He brings Galactus. Thing tries kicking him between the legs, and, when that doesn't work, he gives up. Uatu decided to intervene. Then Thing pulls off his clothes, which amuses Galactus, and he leaves. The Watcher Council arrives and banishes him to Earth. He ends up working at the GAP.
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Craptus Interruptus

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Spider-Man; Hulk; J. Jonah Jameson; Thing; Mephisto; Charlie Brown; Snoopy; Beetle Bailey; Sarge Snorkle; Cookie; May Parker; Dr. Doom; Chief Chirpa; Wicket; Logray
Synopsis: Hulk runs through the bathroom with a bloody bag while Spider-Man is reading the Daily Bugle on the toilet. The headlines are as follows: "Spider-Man: Menace!", "'Panty Bandit' Still at Large," "A Devilish Good Time”, "Megoville XFL Franchise 'Flourishing’”, "Up in Arms," and "Chief Chirpa Missing." Features include comics, horoscopes, and an ad. The ewoks show up and roast Hulk for killing Chirpa.
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Give a Hoot

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Hulk; Go-Bots
Character(s): Spider-Man; Hulk; Thing; Thing; Lizard; Wicked Witch of the West; flying monkeys; Thor; Boss Hogg; Cy-Kill; Destroyer; Leader; Megatron; Punisher
Synopsis: Spider-Man and Hulk go to Hooters to see the Autobots. They have to go through a protest line. Inside, Lizard is eating flying monkey wings, who traded them for money for a Nintendo. Hulk is going to get the Transformers to sign his butt. Spider-Man and Hulk's waitress is Thor. Boss Hogg introduces the Autobots, who are really the Go-Bots. Hulk crushes them in anger. He shares wings with Megatron and the Lizard.
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Project: Greenlight

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Green Goblin; Red Skull; Venom; Lizard; Spider-Man; Bucky; May Parker; Hulk; Captain America; Daredevil
Synopsis: After starring in the Spider-Man movie, Green Goblin is on MTV's Cribs. Venom, Lizard, and Red Skull decide to work on becoming Spider-Man's main villains so they can make a lot of money too. Lizard tries to leave a bag of flaming dog poop on Spider-Man's porch, but accidentally lights himself on fire and gets run over. Venom deflates his tire, but it's actually Bucky's tire. Red Skull kidnaps Aunt May and sends Spider-Man her head in a box. When they are in the act of blowing up his toilet, he sprays them off his lawn, and they go to try to get on Daredevil's movie.
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Shipwrecked

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Anakin Skywalker; Tim Murphy; Shipwreck
Synopsis: Anakin and Tim are playing Dungeons and Dragons when Shipwreck interrupts them and tells them they are not manly enough, and that they need chicks.
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The Blanket Menace

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Snoopy; Linus; wampa; Sally
Synopsis: A wampa kills Snoopy and captures Linus. He uses his blanket to escape.
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Be My Valentine

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Jill Valentine; zombie
Synopsis: Jill is skeptical of her blind date being a zombie. They have a wonderful time at dinner, the movies, and dancing. However, she still kills him.
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The Further Adventures of Han Solo in Carbonite

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Boba Fett; Han Solo; Greedo; Tim Murphy; Charlie Brown; gamorrean; Salacious B. Crumb; Leia Organa; Luke Skywalker; Malakili; rancor
Synopsis: Before Boba Fett takes Han Solo to Jabba the Hutt, he uses him as a card table, a see-saw, a couch, a tourist attraction, a sled, a chair, a bed, and a suppository.
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Bacon and Eggs

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Beanie Babies
Character(s): Hippity; Quackers; Tabasco; alien
Synopsis: Hippity and Quackers find an egg. Quackers tries to hatch it, and does, but the alien inside is a facehugger, which implants an alien inside him. It bursts forth and kills him. Hippity runs to Tabasco, warning him, but Tabasco dates it instead.
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Imperial News Network

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Emperor Palpatine; imperial officer; Darth Vader; Leia Organa; Wicket; Lumat; Chief Chirpa; Warok; Paploo; Logray
Synopsis: Emperor Palpatine hosts the Imperial News Network, explaining how he is controlling the releases of Star Wars toys. Luke shows up and asks Vader to throw him down a shaft so he can be the host. Vader does. Luke brings in ewoks.
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