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Issue: Twisted Toyfare Theatre #7
Publication Date: January 2006
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Issues: #7 of 11 Issues
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Variant: unnamed
Rating: Not Recommended for All Ages
Publisher: FlagWizard Entertainment
Brand: Wizard
Indicia Publisher: Gareb Shamus Enterprises Inc.
On Sale Date: (not set)
Volume: 7
Pages: 108
ISBN: 0977861325
UPC/EAN: 978097786132351299
Price: $15.99 CAD
$12.99 USD
Indicia Frequency: Not Recommended for All Ages
Content Items: 25 (24 stories, 1 cover)
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Disclose Notes: All Ryan Dunlavey credits courtesy of the artist, many credited in the book with humorous names.
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Publication Type: Trade Paperback
Color: color
Dimensions: standard Modern Age US
Paper Stock: cardstock cover
Binding: softcover
Publishing Format: collected editions
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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Indiana Jones; Skeletor
First Line: Nice face... did you look inside the ark?
Synopsis: Indiana Jones owes Skeletor ten bucks.
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The Matrix Unloaded

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Matrix
Character(s): Spider-Man; Morpheus; Hulk; Thing; Bucky; Scarlet Witch; Lizard; secretary; Cookie Monster
Synopsis: Spider-Man is awoken by mysterious messages, but he ignores them. Morpheus arrives to tell him about the Matrix, but he takes the blue pill. Hulk then takes the red pill and is sucked away. Morpheus persists with Spider-Man, knocking over the walls and showing him the real world: the Toyfare offices. He introduces him to the other freedom fighters, then takes him to the Oracle: Cookie Monster. The freedom fighters battle for freedom by sabotaging the Toyfare staff office. The staff kicks them out, Morpheus is killed, and Spider-Man returns. Elsewhere, Hulk is now the new editor.
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Christmas on Infinite Earths

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Jacob Marley; Ebenezer Scrooge; Uatu; Black Bolt; Sauromon; Treebeard; Samwise Gamgee; Frodo Baggins; John Boy Walton; John Walton Sr.; Olivia Walton; Zebulon Tyler Walton; Billyl Claus; Optimus Prime; Moonracer; Rodimus; Galvatron; Perceptor; Jazz; Bumblebee; Megatron; Lindsay Lohan; May Parker; James Bond; Auric Goldfinger; Borg; Predators; Linus; Charlie Brown; Lucy; Peppermint Patty; Marcie; Sally; Hermey; Boss Elf; Allstar Seaworthy; Dimmy Finster; Casey; Tooter; Galactus
Synopsis: Uatu and Black Bolt take the readers on a tour of how people on different Earths as well as plants are celebrating Christmas. Treebeard is a Christmas tree, John Boy kills his father, children give presents to Claus, Rodimus tries to kill himself, and Lindsay Lohan gets lingerie. The Snorks freeze to death, Aunt May morns Uncle Ben, Bond and Goldfinger spend the holidays together, the Predators are Jewish, the Borg trade swatches, and Kubricks give gifts. The Peanuts point out to Linus they go to a public school. Meanwhile, Galactus has been eating the Earth.
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The Last Crusade

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Walter Donovan; Voldemort; Kool-Aid Man; Indiana Jones
Synopsis: Donovan dies after drinking from the wrong grail. The German soldiers try other cups. One turns into a blueberry. One shrinks. The last one drinks Kool-Aid, and then is attacked by the Kool-Aid Man.
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Masters of the University

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Character(s): Beast Man; Skeletor; Skinkor; He-Man; Mekaneck; Clawful; Ram Man; Jitsu; Cringer; Faker; Stratos; Zodac; Sy-Clone; Moss Man; Roboto; Spout Spout; Buzz-Off; Man-At-Arms; Trap Jaw; Fisto; She-Ra; Evil Lynn; Teela; Sorceress; Hotchi-Mothci; Orko; Grizzlor; Quicksilver
Synopsis: He-Man's fraternity torments Sigma Masta Beta fraternity. They scare them, making Stinkor spray them all. They put Nair in Beast Man's shampoo. They boil and eat Clawful. Skeletor decides to get them back. They kidnap Cringer, but he kills Jitsu. They have Trap Jaw infiltrate as a pledge, but bad things happen to him. They spy on the sorority and Hotchi-Hotchi ends up seeing Orko naked. They are about to give up when they find out that He-Man's fraternity caught fire and burned down, killing everyone.They are happy, until the Silverhawk frat starts messing with them.
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Fellowship of the Ring

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Peregrin Took; Gandalf; Boromir; rave troll; Frodo Baggins; Samwise Gamgee; Legolas; Gimli
Synopsis: The Fellowship of the Ring are attacked by a rave troll. He hits Boromir with his glow stick and holds Legolas. He eventually overheats and falls over.
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Running with Xizors

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Sandtrooper; Snow Trooper; Ree-Yees; R2-Q5; Scout Trooper; Mouse Droid; Interrogation Droid; Average Moff Piett; Flu Shot/Torture Droid; Commander Adama; Apollo; Prince Xizor; Lumat; Jar-Jar Binks; Teebo; Rugor Nass; Wicket; Dex; Twiki; Imperial Sentinel; Thrawn; Chewbacca; Wilford Brimley; Luuke; Mara Jade; Alien; Darth Vader
Synopsis: The troopers are shooting a recruitment video, but quit when asked to milk a dewback. They make Vader droids. They are sent on a mission to drop-off characters to the expanded universe. They arrive, are greeted by Xizor, and drop-off Lumat, Jar-Jar Binks, Teebo, Rugor Nass, Wicket, Dex, and Twiki. They dine on Ewok. They pick up a robot they are suppose to bring back. They realize it could replace them all and so dump it out the airlock.
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Sauron and so Forth

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Samwise Gamgee; Aragorn; Frodo Baggins; Gandalf; Sauron; Mouth of Sauron; oompa-loompa; Willy Wonka; Gothmog; Andy Dick; Arnold Jackson; Philip Drummond; Oz; Gary Oldman [Sirius Black]; Lutz; Anakin Skywalker; Count Dooku [Sarumon]; Wormtongue; Arwen; Ringwraiths
Synopsis: Sauron is trying to find Frodo. The Mouth of Sauron thinks he found him, but it is really an oompa-loompa. Gothmog gives a battle report and turns over Andy Dick. The Ringwraiths bring him Arnold Jackson. Sauron's eye needs some Visine. The crows poop on him and a Jehovah's Witness comes by. Oz's floating head visits. Dementors drop-off Gary Oldman, and they watch Revenge of the Sith together, until Sauron recognizes Dooku as Sarumon. He tries to call him, but he dies. When he tries to contact the Ringwraiths, he alerts the Fellowship to their presence, and allows them to be beaten.
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Somebody on the Cover Dies!

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Character(s): Spider-Man; May Parker; Hulk; Red Skull; Dr. Doom; Bucky Rogers; Captain America; Black Goliath; Thor; Power Man; Blade; Black Panther; Moon Knight; Dr. Strange; Scarlet Spider; Silver Surfer; Storm; Thing; Ant Man; Wolverine; Phoenix; Nick Fury; Ghost Rider; Nightcrawler; Cyclops; Professor X; Black Bolt; Squash; Bat-Pumpkin; Waldo; Iron Man; Punisher; Uatu; Roadblock; Snake Eyes; Shipwreck; Mr. Fantastic; Invisible Woman; Namor; Man-Thing; Sandman; Baron Zemo; Vulture; Skrull; Tarantula; Kraven the Hunter; Skeletor; Loki; Doctor Octopus; Mysterio; Electro; Dormammu; Kang the Conqueror; Klaw; Whirlwind; Galactus; Mephisto; Green Goblin; Cobra Commander; Magneto; Ben Serpentor; Hobgoblin; Lizard; Boss Hogg; Venom; Daredevil; Kingpin; Vermin; Ultron; Mr. Hyde; Wendigo; Leader; Franklin Richards; H.E.R.B.I.E.; Blob; Sabretooth; Mystique; Corey Feldman; Julie Powers; Jack Powers; Doom Bot; Prince Xizor; Stormtrooper
Synopsis: To celebrate the 100th Twisted Toyfare Theatre, the Marvel hero Megos have a surprise party. When Spider-Man goes outside, the villain Megos launch the house into space, leaving him the only hero in Megoville. He finds Franklin and H.E.R.B.I.E. The villains fight amongst themselves to determine which group is in charge, having an evil-off. Spider-Man, Franklin, and H.E.R.B.I.E. decide to go back in time to stop the house from being launched into space. They fail and Doom comes too, but Nightcrawler teleports them all back except for Doom. Xizor and Stromtrooper get the cake.
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What's for Dinner?

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Jonathan Frakes
Synopsis: Jonathan Frakes explains how good Hormel Chili is while naked.
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Corporate Alien vs. Predator

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): President; Alien; Predator; Frank; Hudson; Ms. Cleavage; Mr. Giger; E.T.
Synopsis: When there is a promotion available, the company president pits Alien and Predator against each other for the job. Alien steals Predator's stapler and slimes Frank to the wall. Hudson designs a tracker for Predator to use against Alien, and it shows it in the room. Predator gives a presentation while staring at Ms. Cleavage's cleavage. It is ended when Alien plants facehuggers on all the people in the room. Human Resources makes him watch a video on Alien reproduction after a complaint was made. Alien gets the promotion, Predator is fired, and at his new job he has to compete against E.T.
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Where No Hand Has Gone Before

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Uhura; James T. Kirk; Scottie; Dr. McCoy; Sulu; Spock; Khan; Chekov; Seven of Nine; Ilia; T'Pol; Orion Slave Girl; Lursa; Negative Zone alien; Space Lincoln; Cylon
Synopsis: Uhura complains about Kirk's sexual harassment, and he is threatened with being thrown out of Starfleet. He goes to Dr. McCoy for help removing his libido. Khan shows up, but flies away when Kirk starts staring at his chest. Sulu suggests Kirk get a hobby. Spock suggests finding a mission Kirk can't find sexy, so they go to the Gorn, but that doesn't work. Kirk watches a video about Porn-Far. Cylons want to come on board, and they think it's safe, but they send cylons that look like women. Kirk is sent to work on Earth law enforcement.
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Disclose Notes: Special thanks to: Rob Bricken, Sean T. Collins, Mejia, Arbona, and Tracey.

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Up and Adamantium

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Wolverine; Iron Man; Spider-Man; Ghost Rider; Gray Hulk; Franklin Richards; May Parker; Professor Andre Thorton; Professor X; Cyclops; Storm; Colossus; Phoenix; Vindicator; Northstar; Magneto; Toad; Blob; Captain Britain; Nocturne; Sage; Juggernaut; Fred Flintstone; X-23; Alan Moore; Oscar Wilde; Sabretooth; Speedball
Synopsis: Wolverine wakes up to face his day, which is packed with appearances all over the Marvel universe. He jumps from the Avengers tower. He splits a cab with Spider-Man to the Baxter Building and they accidentally switch scripts. He goes to the X-Mansion, kisses Phoenix and Storm, yells at Cyclops, and leaves for Canada. He kills Northstar at Preparation H, has a sandwich, and fights ninjas. Magneto pulls out his adamantium. He flies to Britain, meets with Excalibur, and X-23 wants to borrow his car. Alan Moore and Oscar Wilde fight. Wolverine goes to bed and is woken up by his alarm.
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Phantom Menace

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Grievous; Mr. Windu
Synopsis: Grievous kills Windu with slingshots.
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Good ol' Charlie Xavier

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Character(s): Charlie Xavier; Phoenix [Dark Phoenix]; Wolverine
Synopsis: Charlie tries to kick the football, but Phoenix pulls it out of the way. He ends up paralyzed.
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Hägar the Hatemonger

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Hägar the Hatemonger; Eddie
Synopsis: Hägar uses his hate ray to start a fight at a bar. When he gets home, he tried to use it on his wife, but she already hates him, so it doesn't work.
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Ellen Ripley's Believe it or Not!

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Alien; Paul Reiser
Synopsis: Xenomorphs have no tongue, Paul Reiser was nominated for six Emmy's, and Alien vs. Predator was terrible.
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Fantastic Four Family Circus

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Johnny Storm; J. Jonah Jameson; Nick Fury; Namor; Iron Man; Sentry; Falcon; Captain America; Redwing; Stilt-Man; Spider-Man; Daredevil; Medusa; Lockjaw; Ghost Rider; Thing; Punisher; Moleman; Black Goliath; Jessica Jones; Doctor Strange; Sue Storm
Synopsis: Johnny Storm flies around New York City looking for Sue.
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Kraven and Hobbes

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Kraven the Hunter; Hobbes
Synopsis: Kraven and Hobbes play Kravenball on Tuesday, which means Kraven kills Hobbes.
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Cringerfield

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Cringer [Battle Cat]; He-Man
Synopsis: Cringer is sleeping when He-Man turns him into Battle Cat.
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Little Zemo in Slumberland

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Baron Zemo; Hate-Monger; Bucky Rogers; Red Skull; Namor; Daredevil; Baron Zemo's dad
Synopsis: Little Baron Zemo has a dream. His bedposts become legs, and carry him away. He is attacked and falls off the bed into water. His dad wakes him up.
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Nancy Callahan and Sluggo

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Character(s): Nancy Callahan; Sluggo
Synopsis: Sluggo made a terrible mistake, and so kills himself.
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Thunderkatzenjammer Kids

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Mumm-Ra; Panthro; Lion-O
Synopsis: Mumm-Ra buys lemonade from Panthro and Lion-O. When he finds out it was really pee, he turns them into slippers.
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Prince Valiant

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Character(s): Shadow Man; Magnus; Prince Solar
Synopsis: The robot subjects march towards the castle.
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Spy vs. Spy vs. Alien vs. Predator

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Black Spy; Predator; White Spy; Alien
Synopsis: Black Spy has an Alien egg. Predator slices his head off and takes the egg. White Spy blows him up and takes the egg. The egg hatches, a facehugger goes on his face, and an Alien bursts from his stomach.
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