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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Cobra Commander; Optimus Prime

First Line: Well, is your sister's car single?

Synopsis: Optimus Prime is looking for a woman.

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Trick or Treat!

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Character(s): Julie Powers; Katie Powers; Jack Powers; Franklin Richards; Alex Powers; Hulk; Mr. Fantastic; Thor; Iron Man; Silver Surfer; Doctor Doom; Cornelius

Synopsis: The Power kids and Franklin go trick-or-treating together. When Reed has to go, he takes Alex with him, and Hulk continues with the kids. They go to Thor's house, and he is dressed like Green Goblin. Hulk kills him. Iron Man pukes in Katie's bag. Hulk kills Cornelius and uses his head as a mask. Doctor Doom is trying to steal Silver Surfer when they come to his door. Hulk goes to use his bathroom, but instead gets Silver Surfer's powers. The kids are traumatized.

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Redneck Rhapsody

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Thor; Spider-Man; Doctor Strange; Professor X; Logray; Lumat; Wicket; Luke Duke; Daisy Duke; Bo Duke; Mephisto; May Parker

Synopsis: Thor, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, and Professor X head to the woods to live action role play. Elsewhere, the Dukes are blowing up birds and making moonshine. Bo hits himself in the head with a horseshoe, so they leave, allowing the role players to find the booze. Strange leaves in his astral form, and is blown up. Thor is caught, Spider-Man runs, and Professor X gets up and runs too. He's still caught. Spider-Man makes a deal with Mephisto. He takes them all to hell. The Dukes are stuck in school, and Strange and Spider-Man have to play role playing games with Mephisto.

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Death by Muppet

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Fozzie Bear; Zoey; Grover; Elmo; Bert; Ernie; Big Bird; Cookie Monster; Miss Piggy; Swedish Chef; Dr. Bunsen Honeydew; Lew Zealand; Dr. Teeth; Animal; Floyd Pepper; Gonzo; Damon Wayans; Sam; Robin; Rizzo; Gustav; Scooter; Beaker; Captain Link Hogthrob; Dr. Julius Strangepork; Leonard Nemoy; Mr. Peanut; Super Grover; Statler; Waldorf; Crazy Harry; Pillsbury Doughboy

Synopsis: Fozzie prepares the audience for the start of the show. The opening number is sung, but they mix up the name of the show. Kermit introduces the host, Damon Wayans, who is upset that Kermit calls him Marlon. Sam blames the mix-up on the liberals, but it was Robin who mixed up the cue cards. Kermit receives word that control of the show has been returned from the Germans. Beaker goes off his meds, but is remedicated. Wayans is hit by Miss Piggy and walks out, leaving Fozzie to be the host. He tells racist jokes. Crazy Harry kills Statler, to the applause of the audience.

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Dome and Domer

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Character(s): Mysterio; Lizard; Doctor Octopus; Kraven the Hunter; Uatu; Electro; Vulture; Doctor Strange; Namor; Silver Surfer; Mindless One; Dormammu; Missy Elliott; Honey Daniels; Spider-Man; Mrs. Mysterio; Galactus

Synopsis: Mysterio does a stunt where he puts himself in a glass container and suspending it from a chain. He is also frozen in a block of ice. Vulture crashes into him and dies. Strange, Namor, and Silver Surfer watch him on TV. Strange thwarted Dormammu by hiding his keys. Electro shows off his dance moves to get attention. Mysterio sees Spider-Man is sleeping with his wife and tries to escape. Galactus sells him on eBay.

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Transformers: The Movie

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Character(s): Optimus Prime; Hot Rod; Megatron; Ultra Magnus; Spike Witwicky

Synopsis: Optimus Prime tries to kill Megatron. Hot Rod jumps in the way, and Optimus is fatally injured. On his death bed, he gives the matrix of leadership to Ultra Magnus. Optimus starts to recover, so Ultra Magnus smothers him.

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Hero for Fired!

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Character(s): Mr. McGee; Power Man; Iron Fist; Spider-Man; Northstar; May Parker; Doctor Strange; Silver Surfer; Namor; Iron Man; Thing; Klaw; Whirlwind; Black Panther; Falcon; Baron Zemo; Captain America; Mr. Hyde; Black Goliath

Synopsis: Power Man and Iron fist are fired from Kinkos when they accept a check from a time traveler. They decide to sell their services as heroes. Their first client needs them to get his neighbor's nuts off his lawn, and tries to pay in brownies. They decide to demand payment up front. Iron Man and Thing take their business. The Avengers need their help, so they pay them to take down the Masters of Evil. They are beaten and end up in the hospital.

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Imperial Colorguard Detergent

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Character(s): Imperial guards; Darth Snuggles

Synopsis: Imperial guards try detergents with and without color guard.

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As the World Turnbuckles

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Brutus Beefcake [The Barber]; Ultimate Warrior; Vice President Hunter Hearst; President Vince McMahon; Earthquake; Diamond Dallas Page; Big Bossman; Rey Mysterio; Dia de Los Muertos; Koko B. Ware; Jake Roberts [The Snake]; X-Pac; Irwin R. Schyster; Hulk Hogan [Hollywood]; Ric Flair; Smokey the Bear; Randy Savage [Macho Man]; Dwayne Johnson [The Rock]

Synopsis: Barber and Ultimate Warrior give the news. Hearst declared himself President after hitting McMahon with a chair. There is a commercial break. On the Texas border, Big Bossman is trying to stop luchadores from entering the country. Snake does the pet corner. Hearst attacks economic reporter Schyster. Hogan gives the entertainment report. Flair takes down Smokey the Bear. Savage punches a map of Florida. Rock has a game show. A special bulletin announces Hearst and McMahon are fighting in the ring for the presidency, but Ultimate Warrior interrupts and becomes President.

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Pages: 6

Notes: Special thanks to: Rob Bricken, Sean T. Collins, Mejia, Morse, and Adam Tracey.

Several characters have not been identified.

Walk Like a Man-Wolf

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Man-Wolf; J. Jonah Jameson; Daredevil; Nuke; Hobgoblin [Ned Leeds]; Ben Urich; Spider-Man; Venom; Werewolf by Night; Betty Brant; Robbie Robertson; Tombstone; Scorpion; Jessica Jones

Synopsis: J. Jonah Jameson takes his son Man-Wolf to work with him. He shows him the writers bullpen where Ben Urich has been killed, where the photographers work, and he meets Werewolf by Night and Betty Brant. Man-Wolf kills a flea. Robbie Robertson is in his office being threatened by Tombstone. Jameson takes him to the mad science lab, where he built a Spider-Slayer and Scorpion is studying for his G.E.D. He punches a baby thinking it is Jessica Jones'. Jameson and Man-Wolf hug, Man-Wolf bites him, and Jonah becomes a werewolf too.

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Pages: 6

Notes: Special thanks to: Rob Bricken, Sean T. Collins, Mejia, Arbona, and Adam Tracey.

Probs & Cons

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Jet Fire; Imperial Probe Droid; Sandtrooper; ©; TM; baby; Stromtrooper; Spock; James T. Kirk; Aragorn; Frodo; Gandalf; Legolas; Gimli; Peregrin Took; Adam [He-Man]; Cringer; General Ursus; Nova; Doctor Zaius; Bot-Eyes; Snow Trooper; Scout Trooper

Synopsis: Sandtrooper is monitoring probe droids across space, but he is not notifying anyone when they go offline due to paperwork. One is destroyed by Jet Fire for probing his girlfriend. Another kills © and TM's son before he can be launched off his dying planet. Kirk and a prob prob each other. One falls into a well in the Mines of Moria. A prob lands on Cringer and is transformed instead of him. The last one is captured by apes and escapes. The troopers go for beer and Jet Fire's girlfriend has a prob baby.

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Notes: Special thanks to: Arbona, Rob Bricken, Sean T. Collins, Penagos, Purdin, and Adam Tracey.

Jet Fire's girlfriend has not been identified.

© and TM's names are a joke. Due to a threatened lawsuit, Toyfare cannot show DC Comics characters in these strips. They are supposed to be Jor-El and Lara.

Get Smart!

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Leader; Hulk; Professor X; Thing; May Parker; Spider-Man; Leonard Samson [Doc]; Thaddeus Ross [Thunderbolt]; Glenn Talbot; Abomination; Silver Surfer; Wong; Doctor Strange; Namor; Betty Ross; Bi-Beast; Iron Man; Ultron

Synopsis: The Leader is tired of Hulk's status as handicapped allowing him to get away with things like messing up his groceries while bagging and bad parking. He builds a "de-tard ray" to restore his intelligence. It works, and Hulk goes to Leonard Samson for counseling. He is advised to make amends to those he wronged. He explains to General Ross why he hates him and to Abomination why Marx was wrong. He apologies to the Defenders, has a threesome, and explains to Iron Man the reason for the Hulkbuster armor. When Leader tries to take away his intellect again, Hulk turns the ray on him.

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Pages: 9

Notes: Special thanks to: Arbona, Rob Bricken, Sean T. Collins, Penagos, Purdin, and Adam Tracey.

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Pinhead

First Line: 'That's one Hell of a close shave!'

Synopsis: Pinhead endorses Hellrazors.

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Sssuper-Sssize Me!

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Duke; Shipwreck; Beachhead; Snake Eyes; Scarlet; Outback; Airtight; Cobra Commander; Destro; Mindbender; Zartan; Baroness; Dave Thomas Chihuahua; Burger Meister; Dave; Cobra-La; Storm Shadow; Tollbooth; Keel-Haul; Quick Kick; The Fridge; Roadblock; Spirit; Freedom; Chuckles; Raptor; Tomaz; Zamot

Synopsis: Cobra Commander is tired of G.I. Joe constantly destroying Cobra's creations and costing them money. They decide to use American's love of fast food against them. They create a super mascot, Burger Meister, and build a Burger Dome restaurant. Storm Shadow leaves menus on the Joes' windshields to get them to come. Ordering is difficult for Snake Eyes and Roadblock. The Commander is upset to find out he has been left out of meetings, only to find out Burger Meister has staged a coup and taken over the franchise and Cobra. He is given a job passing out fliers.

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Pages: 7

Notes: Special thanks to: Arbona, Rob Bricken, Sean T. Collins, Penagos, Purdin, and Adam Tracey.

Several of the characters have not been identified.

Martha Stewart Living Dead

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Character(s): Martha Stewart; Zombie Rachel Ray

Synopsis: An ad for Martha Stewart Living Dead magazine.

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Notes: This is a parody of Martha Stewart Living magazine.

The zombie figure is unidentified.

Cantina

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Character(s): Momaw Nadon; Tessek; Ponda Baba; Nabrun Leids; Labria; Han Solo; Greedo; Bren Derlin; Snow Trooper; Sandtrooper; Stormtrooper; Scout Trooper; Muftak; Myo; Wuher; C-3PO; R2-D2; Luke Skywalker; Emperor Palpatine; Darth Maul; Mace Windu; Zett Jakassa; Kit Fisto; Jocasta Nu; Oola; Draco Malfoy; Swamp Spirit

Synopsis: The troopers are enjoying drinks at a cantina when they find out the second Death Star exploded. They decide to go to the Jedi Academy to get job training. They wish they could learn Sith powers. They play dodgeball and lose badly. They build lightsabers, go to the library, and go to the Jedi formal. They are bullied by the kid Jedis. They go through the trials and get kicked out. They go to Hogwarts.

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Pages: 11

Notes: Several characters are not identified.

American Smeagol

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Character(s): Smeagol

Synopsis: Smeagol models the fall line of clothing.

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Notes: This is a parody of the American Eagle store.

Kirk’s Up, Ho's Down

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Character(s): Worf; Geordi LaForge; Jean-Luc Picard; Beverly Crusher; James T. Kirk; Scottie; Alexander Rozhenko; Deanna Troi; Data; William Riker; Wesley Crusher; Vina; George Washington; Benjamin Sisko; Kathryn Janeway; borg; Borg Queen

Synopsis: An energy anomaly leads LaForge to beam aboard Kirk. He got lost when Scotty threw-up on the console. Kirk gives Picard one of his toupees and kills Worf and Alexander for being Klingons. He reprograms Data, fights Riker, and teaches Wesley to be cool. He causes a power drain on the ship when he uses the holodeck. When the Federation is under attack by the Borg, they call in Sisko and Janeway, who he sexually harasses. Kirk beams over to the Cube. He accidentally stops the ship by pulling the Queen's head off. Then he has sex with her.

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Pages: 8

Notes: Special thanks to: Arbona, Sean T. Collins, and Purdin.