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Issue: Twisted Toyfare Theatre #9
Publication Date: January 2008
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Issues: #9 of 11 Issues
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Rating: Not Recommended for All Ages
Publisher: FlagWizard Entertainment
Brand: Wizard
Indicia Publisher: Gareb Shamus Enterprises Inc.
On Sale Date: (not set)
Volume: 9
Pages: 108
ISBN: 97809792564930979256496
UPC/EAN: 978097925649351299
Price: $12.99 CAD
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Indicia Frequency: Not Recommended for All Ages
Content Items: 27 (20 stories, 1 cover)
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Publication Type: Trade Paperback
Color: color
Dimensions: standard Modern Age US
Paper Stock: cardstock cover
Binding: softcover
Publishing Format: collected editions
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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Kirk; Spock; Scotty
First Line: ...And do not do it with a green chick unless you're on Orion!
Synopsis: Kirk advises his crew on interracial relations.
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Shanks for the Memories

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): May Parker; Jon Baker; Ponch Poncherello; Spider-Man; Falcon; Thing; Mario; Luigi; Red Skull; Boss Hogg; Wendigo; Thor; Venom; Hulk; Kang the Conqueror; Richard Kimble; Rocky; North Star; Lizard
Synopsis: Jon and Ponch come to arrest May for drug possession, so she blames Spider-Man, and he's arrested. Spider-Man looks for a gang to help him survive prison. He decides against Falcon, Thing, the Italians, and the White Supremacists. Thor visits him. Kang is beaten up. Lizard killed Richard Kimble's wife. Spider-Man is freed when they discover the drug were May's all along.
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Mutiny for the Bounty

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Boba Fett; Bossk; Darth Vader; IG-88; Duane Chapman [Dog]; Stormtrooper; Scout Tropper; Snow Trooper; Sandtrooper; Admiral Piett; Gand; 4-LOM; Dengar; Lando Calrissian; Han Solo; Luke Skywalker; Lobot; Ugnaughts; Chewbacca;
Synopsis: The troopers hear Vader offering a reward for Harrison Ford's capture, they decide to go after him themselves. Dengar offers them a ride, but they turn him down and steal IG-88's instead. They hide in the garbage, get collected by a garbage ship, and dumped at Cloud City. Lando tries to bribe them to get himself out of trouble. They hang out drinking in the freezing chamber and awaken to find Han Solo frozen. Unfortunately, they also froze Vader, Boba Fett, and an Ugnaught. Elsewhere, Dengar offers Luke a ride.
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A Goomba with a View

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Super Mario Brothers
Character(s): Spider-Man; Thor; Hulk; Doctor Strange; Yoshi; Mario; Luigi; Goomba; Koopa Troopa; Wario; Bowser; Toad
Synopsis: Doctor Strange teleports Spider-Man, Thor, Hulk, and himself to the Mushroom Kingdom. Strange is killed by Yoshi, so Mario comes to be their guide. Hulk falls down a sewer pipe and Mario is impaled on a pole. Luigi appears, but falls and dies, allowing Mario to come back. Hulk returns. Thor is shrunken, Hulk grows, and Thor gets a tail and the ability to fly. They go through worlds 2-2, 2-3, tennis, then warp to the end. Hulk eats Bowser, but the princess isn't there, so they take a kart home.
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Spocked Up

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Character(s): Spock; James T. Kirk; Dr. McCoy
Synopsis: Kirk gets Spock pregnant.
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The Blues Fellowship

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Lord of the Rings
Character(s): Frodo Baggins; Samwise Gamgee; Aragorn; Legolas; Peregrin Took; Andy Serkis; Gimli; Boromir; Lurtz; Brett Ratner; Gandalf; Halle Berry; Meriadoc Brandybuck; Kate Austen; Peter Jackson; Illinois Uruk-hai;
Synopsis: After Frodo gets out of jail, Sam decides to put the fellowship back together. They get Aragorn, but Legolas isn't available. Pippin is there. They head to Hollywood to get Gimli. They are followed by Andy Serkis until Frodo scares him off. They get Gimli and Pippin and Boromir die. Gandalf joins up after he and Halle Berry escape Brett Ratner. Merry turns them down. They arrive at Peter Jackson's doorstep, but he says he's not doing the Hobbit. He slams the door in their face.
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The Once and Future Kang

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Kang the Conqueror; Spider-Man 2099; Iron Man 2020; Uatu; Maestro; Psi-Lord; Yondu; Wolverine; Willie Lumpkin; Julie Powers; Franklin Richards; Mr. Fantastic; Thing; Spider-Man; Iron Man; Hulk; Captain America; Wasp; Immortus; Earth X Captain America; Iron Lad
Synopsis: Kang decides to make money by giving tours of the past to customers. He brings Iron Man 2020, Spider-Man 2099, Maestro, Psi-Lord, and Yondu, but Wolverine is late because he thought he needed to be naked. They go to the Baxter Building, where Psi-Lord turns his younger self into a plant for insulting him, which then turns him into a plant. Yondu's check bounces. They visit Spider-Man and the Avengers Mansion. Immortus arrives with a different tour, and they argue. Captain America urges them to get along. They fall in love, adopt a kid, and buy a house.
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Battleship Galactica

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Cylon; Ninth Doctor; Tenth Doctor; Fourth Doctor
Synopsis: A child and a cylon play a game.
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Clean and Super Part 1

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Dave Quintesson; Iron Man; Robert Downey, Jr.; Daredevil; Katie Powers; Thing; Wolverine; Professor X; Captain America; Nick Fury; Mr. Fantastic; Spider-Man; Hulk
Synopsis: Iron Man and Robert Downey, Jr. are found guilty of drunk and disorderly conduct. Iron Man is sentenced to 28 days in rehab. After he sobers up, he decides alcohol is a threat to society and petitions Congress to bring back prohibition. He shows them videos of his own drunken exploits. Captain America opposes him. Iron Man gathers his team of himself, Mr. Fantastic, and Spider-Man. To increase their numbers, Iron Man plans to clone Spider-Man.
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Clean and Super Part 2

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Iron Man; Spider-Man; Captain America; Thing; Hawkeye; Wolverine; Black Panther; Invisible Woman; Human Torch; S.H.I.E.L.D. agents; Black Goliath; Thor Clone; H.E.R.B.I.E.; Green Goblin; Venom; Red Skull; Moon Knight; Black Bolt; Robert Downey, Jr.
Synopsis: Spider-Man refused to release his secret identity. Captain America's team meets and drinks, then are attacked by Iron Man's team. Giant Man is killed by a Thor Clone with H.E.R.B.I.E.'s brain. Iron Man decides to ban trans-fats too. He hires Green Goblin, Venom, and Red Skull to help him. Spider-Man switches sides. Both sides fight. Hawkeye shoots a scotch bow into Iron Man's suit. They all join together and drink, until the F.B.I. busts them and sends them all to rehab.
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Naked Breakfast

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Jonathan Frakes
Synopsis: Jonathan Frakes advertises his new breakfast cereal "Naked Jonathan Flakes" while nude.
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Lord Voldemort and the Homecoming of Doom

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Harry Potter
Character(s): Voldemort; Wormtail; Nagini; Severus Snape; Albus Dumbledore; Rubeus Hagrid; Sirius Black; Dobby; Hermione Granger; Ron Weasley; Harry Potter; Wicked Witch of the West; Gilderoy Lockhart; Saruman; Wormtongue; Lucius Malfoy; Phyllis; Draco Malfoy;
Synopsis: Voldemort is bored, so he decides to attend homecoming at Hogwarts. Dumbledore welcomes the alumni. Hermione, Ron, and Harry serenade them, and Harry's scar burns. Dobby dances. Saruman and Wormtongue show up. Voldemort hits on Phyllis. They all go see their old classrooms. Voldemort and Harry argue, deciding to settle it on the Quidditch court. Voldemort wins, and he and Phyllis are crowned king and queen. Harry and Ron pour pig's blood on him, and he blows up the building. Many die, including Harry.
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Islands of Advengeance!

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Spider-Man; Dr. Strange; Mr. Fantastic; Franklin Richards; Professor Xavier; Hulk; Thing; Kingpin; Alan Moore; Polar Claw; Willy Wonka; Dr. Doom; Iron Man; Mephisto; Mother Doom; Man Thing; Batman; Catwoman
Synopsis: Spider-Man, Dr. Strange, Mr. Fantastic, Franklin Richards, and Professor Xavier crash land on an island. The island has magical properties. They discover that they all received mysterious free tickets to Hawaii. Franklin goes missing, and they go to find him. The are caught by Alan Moore. He takes them to see the Others, who are Megos who have been cast out of Megoville due to copyright problems. They are led by Dr. Doom. He tries to trade Spider-Man, Mr. Fantastic, and Alan Moore to Mephisto for his mother, but Moore escapes. They are all returned to Megoville.
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The Dharma & Greg Initiative

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Penciller(s): ? (screencaps from the Dharma & Greg TV show)
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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Dharma & Greg; Lost
Character(s): Dharma Finkelstein; Greg Montgomery; Laverne DeFazio; Hurley Reyes; Jack Shephard; John Locke
Synopsis: Advertisement for the show "The Dharma & Greg Initiative."
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The Mirror Has Two Phasers

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Scotty; Spock; Kirk; Uhura; Mirror Kirk; Mirror Bones; Mirror Uhura; Mirror Scotty; Grok; High Inquisitor Spock; Female Kirk; Spockette
Synopsis: On the ship, Kirk receives a distress call from himself. He and Spock go to the Mirror Universe, where they learn that the Klingons are their allies and the Vulcans their enemies. The Vulcans are trying to wipe out all logic in the universe. High Inquisitor Spock threatens and captures them. They are saved when Spock goes through the Pon Farr of Responsibleness. While they are distracted, red shirts kill the Vulcans. Kirk and Spock are then transported to a universe where they are women.
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Absoluk Skywalker

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Genres: humorous
Synopsis: An advertisement for Absoluk Vodka.
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Joe-Bra Commander

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Burger Meister; Tomax; Xamot; Cobra Commander [Private Commander]; Duke; Roadblock; Shipwreck; Flint; Snake Eyes; Joe-Verlord
Synopsis: The Burger Meister fires Cobra Commander from COBRA. He decides to join G.I. Joe. He convinces them to attack COBRA first. He tells them to build a giant robot, but that fails. He starts a Joe rock band, but that fails. He creates a new leader from history's greatest leaders, but he is killed in a nonviolent protest. Duke finally sends him undercover with the Decepticons.
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The Further Adventures of Frozen Cap

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Captain America; Red Skull; Pat Nixon; Richard Nixon; J. Edgar Hoover [Mitzi]; Galactus; Spock; Namor
Synopsis: Captain America is frozen in ice. Three penguins use him to squash and kill a walrus. He puts a hole in Red Skull's ship. He is a decoration at the Nixons' wedding. He is an ice cube in Galactus' cup, and people take pictures with him in the arctic circle.
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VW Beetle Bailey

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Beetle; Miss Buxley; Jackson Flap
Synopsis: Miss Buxley can't get Beetle, in car form, to move. He says she got his stick in gear alright.
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Dunesbury

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Shaddam Corrino IV
Synopsis: Shaddam Corrino IV's palace is about to be attacked by a sandworm.
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Don Blake M.D.

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Writer(s): Loki
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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Don Blake; Jane Foster; Wrecker
Synopsis: Don Blake can't find his cane, and asks Jane where it is. She is upset he cares more for his cane than her. He can't stop Wrecker without his cane.
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The Dark Side

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Far Side
Character(s): Obi-Wan Kenobi; Luke Skywalker
Synopsis: Obi-Wan likes watching Luke get hit with lasers.
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Family Circus of Crime

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Family Circus; Circus of Crime
Character(s): Bil Kane; Thel Kane; Billy Kane; Dolly Kane; P.J. Kane
Synopsis: Bil hypnotizes his kids to go to bed so he and his wife can go out.
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B.C. P.R.D.

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Peter; Sadu-Hem; Hellboy; Abe Sapien
Synopsis: Peter writes a tablet asking if the other writer believes in a higher power. Tentacles come out of the sky and pull him in.
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Calvin and Hyde

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): Avengers
Character(s): Calvin [Mr. Hyde]; Moe [Captain America]; Hobbes
Synopsis: Calvin pretends to drink a formula that will turn him into a monster that can take down Moe, but it doesn't work.
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Little Orphan Ani

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Character(s): Ani; San-D2; Count Dooku; Darthy Warbucks
Synopsis: When Count Dooku ties up Darthy, he cuts off his head. Darthy makes him his apprentice and gives him a dress.
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Orlando Bloom County

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Feature(s): Lord of the Rings
Character(s): Opus; Rabies; Michael Binkley; Orlando Bloom [Legolas]
Synopsis: Opus and Michael discuss politics. Orlando Bloom runs up and shoots Rabies with arrows, thinking he is a monster. Michael yells at Bloom.
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