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Feature(s): G.I. Joe; Halo

Character(s): Optimus Prime; Master Chief [Master Jeep]

First Line: Everyone welcome our newest Autobot, Master Jeep!

Synopsis: Master Chief is the newest Autobot.

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Gauze and Effect

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Conan the Barbarian; May Parker; Richie; Bucky Rogers; Spider-Man; Thor; Hulk; Professor X; Wendigo; Captain America; North Star; Lizard; Iron Man; Rhodey Rhodes

Synopsis: Conan is angered by an empty toilet paper roll, a line at the store, and a line at the ATM, so he goes to anger management with Spider-Man, Thor, and Hulk, who has to wear an "ouch collar." That doesn't work, so he goes to therapy with Professor X. He remembers a childhood of pushing a wheel and torture. He gets in touch with his heart, and decides not to kill. He throws away his sword and it kills Rhodey.

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My Dinner with Vengeance

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Doctor Octopus; Red Skull; Hat-Monger; Power Man; Punisher; Falcon; M.O.D.O.K; Magneto; Fabian Cortez; Mr. Hyde; Skulls; Boomerang; Vermin; Vulture; Green Goblin; Kraven the Hunter; Electro; Baron Zemo; Klaw; Ringmaster; Water Wizard; Vemon; Xemnu the Titan; Lizard; Dracula; Batroc; Hawkeye; Tarantula; Loki; Whirlwind; Ultron; Hydro Man; Mephisto; Hobgoblin; Leader; Mephisto; Kang; Sebastian Shaw; Juggernaut; Jon Baker; Ponch; Mysterio; Julie Powers; Katie Powers

Synopsis: The Marvel villains arrive at the "Act of Vengeance" Convention. Doc Ock gorges himself on mints, Red Skull and Hate-Monger avoid the elevator car with black people, and M.O.D.O.K. and Magneto check their henchmen. Baron Zemo leads the convention. The point is for the villains to trade who they fight to confuse the superheroes. The villains without archenemies spin a wheel while those with one choose from Ringmaster's hat. Red Skull and Batroc argue over who is Captain America's archenemy. The villains all end up fighting each other and are arrested, except for Xemnu.

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Notes: Special thanks to: Arbona, Rob Bricken, Sean T. Collins, Penagos, Ricky Purdin, and Adam Tracey

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Wookie of the Year

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Chewbacca; Malla; Lumpy; Luke Skywalkter; Itchy; Wompa; Wuher; Bea Arthur; Boba Fett; Han Solo; Saunn Dann; Leia Organa;

Synopsis: Chewbacca comes home late to Life Day due to Luke. He and Lumpy look up what Life Day is, and he realizes he didn't get Malla a gift. Itchy gives Lumpy a droid when he wanted a BB gun, so Chewie gives him his bowcaster. They go shopping, but Chewie doesn't have enough money for the combs, so he asks Bea Arthur. She kicks him out. He sells his bandolier to pay for them, and Malla sells Han Solo's location to buy him bandolier polish. Saunn Dann gives him back his bandolier, and they all sing. Lumpy kills Leia.

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Pages: 6

Notes: Special thanks to: Rob Bricken

Poppin' a Cap

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Captain America (Borg); Billy; Cap-Wolf; Captain America (sentinel); Captain America [Falcon]; Captain Central America; Tom

Synopsis: Doom returns to his castle, only to find a bunch of other villains living there. They cover by saying the were throwing him a party. After a night of drinking, they find out Captain America was killed at the bar they were drinking at the night before, and realize they must have done it. Cap imitators are popping up. At Cap's funeral, Fury recruits Bucky to become bad-ass and avenge him. When he can't find any clues as to who killed him, Google's the answer. Mysteria puts it on his MySpace page. Lizard accidentally knocks all the villains out of Cap's shield.

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Men-at-Arms' Wearhouse

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Man-at-Arms; He-Man; Meckaneck

Synopsis: Man-at-Arms' store sells men's clothes.

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The XBox 300

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Super Mario Brothers; Halo

Character(s): Yoshi; King Master; God-King Mario; Wario; Hammer Brothers

Synopsis: The Spartans lived in peace, until King Mario's forces advance towards them. They reject his emissary and martial an army of 300. They march, and meet up with the Arcadian army. The next day they faced the Goombas, robots, and try to build a wall. Then they realize they must face the Hammer brothers.

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Pages: 5

Notes: This story is a 300 parody.

The XBox 300 Part 2

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Super Mario Brothers; Halo

Character(s): Master King; Bomber Men; Miss Pac-Man; ghost

Synopsis: The Hammer Brothers throw hammers at the Spartans, but it doesn't hurt them. Mario then sends the immortals, the Bomber Men, and a monster. A sniper joins Mario's army, and the Spartans have to surrender. But it is all a trick for King to shrink Mario. The Spartans lose, but inspire others to stand together to defeat Mario.

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Pages: 5

Notes: This story is a parody of 300.

Chairman of the Board

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Colonel Mustard; Cavity Sam; Princess Lolly; H.H. Hippo; Pennybags; Top Hat

Synopsis: Jarvis is found dead, and it was Colonel Mustard who did it. He needs the Avengers help overthrow the opponent. They travel through Eurasia, battleships, stop at Hi-Ho Cherry-O, and eat pie. They reach Monopoly, and face Pennybags. Hawkeye kills him. Then they face the true opponent: Top Hat. The shoe comes off Mustard's foot and stomps on the hat. The Avengers return to Megoville, where a new hotel has been built.

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Catching a Rising Starscream

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Spader-Man; Tabletron

Synopsis: When Starscream, Soundwave, and Shockwave return from Mexico, Megatron isn't allowed across the border as he is a gun. Back at home, Starscream assumes leadership of the Decepticons. He interviews them and utilizes their skills to dig a hole to embarrass the Autobots. When they aren't given Energon, they strike. Mediation breaks down. Starscream decides to get Energon on the black market. There is a bust. He fires itinerant workers. Megatron returns. They are arrested for hiring undocumented workers.

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Just Say Nova

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Human Rocket [Richard Rider]; raccoon

Synopsis: When Nova sees how good Spider-Man is at arcade games, he tries to recruit him to the Nova Corps. When that doesn't work, he drugs him and steals his clothes. He is put through orientation. He is charged up. He escapes through the bathroom window, and tries to find earth, but ends up on Planet Hulk.

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Just Say Nova Part 2

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Character(s): Vicki; Brood; Brayden

Synopsis: Hulk explains to Spider-Man how he ended up ruler of a planet. He shows him around his palace. Nova shows up, telling Spider-Man the corps have been destroyed and he needs his help. Hulk gets his interns to help fight giant bugs that are attacking, and Silver Surfer, who is Hulk's pool boy, gets Galactus' help. They stop the bugs, but Annilhilus shows up, upset they killed his babies. He hooks up with the Brood and they leave. Hulk then accidentally kills his wife, Vicki, and vows vengeance. Hulk and Spider-Man return to Earth.

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The Rambo Connection Part 1

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Dolph Lundgren; Bruce Willis; Sylvester Stallone; Christian Bale; Dwayne Johnson; Gerald Butler; Daniel Craig; Wesley Snipes; Steven Seagal; Keanu Reeves; Jean-Claude Van Damme

Synopsis: In an old, abandoned Planet Hollywood, the Manly Men of Action - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis, and Sylvester Stallone - meet. They honor those who have gone before in the 60's and 70's, and seek out new candidates to join. Lundgren is sent to Gerald Butler, Stallone to Dwayne Johnson, and Willis to Daniel Craig. When they show up to be initiated, they are attacked and kidnapped by a mysterious group who leaves a message for the Manly Men of Action.

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The Rambo Connection Part 2

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Dolph Lundgren; Bruce Willis; Sylvester Stallone; Steven Seagal; Wesley Snipes; Keanu Reeves; Jean-Claude Van Damme; Christian Bale; Dwayne Johnson; Gerald Butler; Daniel Craig

Synopsis: Schwarzenegger, Lundgren, Willis, and Stallone storm Seagal’s home, killing his office workers. They split up to go after Snipes, Reeves, and Van Damme. Willis takes down Reeves, Stallone takes down Snipes, and Schwarzenegger takes down Van Damme. The team finds Seagal, who has trapped Bale, Dwayne, Butler, and Craig in a death trap to get his revenge.

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The Rambo Connection Part 3

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Dolph Lundgren; Bruce Willis; Sylvester Stallone; Steven Seagal; Wesley Snipes; Keanu Reeves; Jean-Claude Van Damme; Christian Bale; Dwayne Johnson; Gerald Butler; Daniel Craig; Chuck Norris; Clint Eastwood; Burt Reynolds; Steve McQueen (ghost); Charlton Heston (ghost); Lee Marvin (ghost); Charles Bronson (ghost)

Synopsis: Ten years ago, Stallone was inducting Seagal and Snipes into the Manly Man of Action when Schwarzenegger wrote a bylaw saying the 80's men could stay in for another decade. Seagal vowed revenge. Now the 80's men fight to save the 00's men. Seagal defeats Willis and Stallone and makes a clone of himself while Lundgren save the hostages. Willis kills the clone but doesn't have a one-liner, so the other Men of Action arrive to help. They kill Seagal. The initiation takes place, but Seagal's cloning computer is still active.

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Invasion of the Mego Snatchers

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Spider-Man (skrull); Bli'x [Thor] (skrull); Hulk (skrull); Hawkeye (skrull); Thing (skrull) (skrull); Red Skull (skrull); Venom (skrull) (skrull); Nick Fury; Daredevil (skrull); Redwing (flashback); Mr. Fantastic (skrull); Namor (skrull); Invisible Woman (skrull); Nightcrawler (skrull); Emperor Glixx'zt [Spider-Woman] (skrull); Aunt May (skrull); Tarantula (skrull); Daredevil; Magneto; Professor X; Iron Man; Dr. Doom; Captain America; Spider-Man; Mr. Fantastic; Mephisto; Dr. Strange

Synopsis: Spider-Man remembers he is a skrull. Thor and Hulk are too, and they hold a town meeting where they determine everyone else is too. They no longer have anyone to invade, so they go to the skrull home world to get humans to invade. They find them all living in harmony. The Spider-Mans meet, and wish things could go back to they way they were before. Mephisto will help for a price, but Dr. Strange will do it for a smaller price. After his spell, all the skrulls forgot they were skrulls and the Megos forgot they were on the skrull home world.

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