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Letterer(s): typeset

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Genres: humorous

First Line: Excuse me for interrupting, madam, but before you go on allow me to make these comments.

Synopsis: A businessman listens to a woman's pleas over the phone, then tells her she has the wrong number.

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Notes: Page 10. The caption is a parody of the lyrics to the 1902 song "(Won't You Come Home) Bill Bailey," words and music written by Hughie Cannon.

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Genres: humorous

First Line: I said, 'Eat your fucking vegetables, you scum-sucking pig.' What did you think I said?

Synopsis: A waiter in a restaurant criticizes a customer's eating habits.

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Notes: Page 12.

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Writer(s): ? [as T. Haggerty] (signed)

Penciller(s): ? [as T. Haggerty] (signed)

Inker(s): ? [as T. Haggerty] (signed)

Letterer(s): typeset

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Genres: humorous, science and technology

First Line: We haven't got all day, buddy. Is it back in the body or do we pronounce you dead?

Synopsis: A man's soul hovers near the ceiling, while a doctor and nurse are waiting to declare him dead or alive.

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Notes: Page 14.

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Genres: humorous

First Line: Let me have a copy of Newsweek, Time, Forbes, Reader's Digest, Fortune, Mixed Combo Domination, Harper's and Business Week.

Synopsis: A businessman slips a sex magazine into the list of conservative magazines he recites to the clerk at a newsstand.

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Notes: Page 17.

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Genres: humorous, sports

First Line: Mmm. I think I'll jam this guy's finger.

Synopsis: A thrown frisbee decides to inflect a little pain on the man who is supposed to catch it.

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Notes: Page 28.

Save the Banks

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Genres: humorous

Synopsis: A man sets up a box on the sidewalk so people can sign a petition to "Save the Banks."

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Notes: Page 31. Pantomime cartoon.

Friends of the 55 mph Speed Limit Annual Convention

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Genres: humorous

Synopsis: The convention for "Friends of the 55 mph Speed Limit" has very few attendees.

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Notes: Page 32. Pantomime cartoon.

Good Morning Specials

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Genres: humorous

Synopsis: A diner offers morning specials consisting of coffee and cigarettes.

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Notes: Page 34. Pantomime cartoon.

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Letterer(s): typeset

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Surprise Poster

Character(s): Mrs. Claus; elves

First Line: On the night before Christmas...

Synopsis: While Santa's away on his Christmas Eve trip, Mrs. Claus and the elves will play.

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Notes: Pages 48-49. Two page illustration across the centerfold.

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Genres: humorous

First Line: He said he was going to ride the rapids, and that was the last I ever saw of him.

Synopsis: Two fish in a bowl on the back of a toilet discuss what happened to the other fish in the bowl.

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Notes: Page 52.

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Letterer(s): typeset

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Genres: humorous, jungle

First Line: Good heavens, Briggs, it appears we've stumbled upon a gay watering hole.

Synopsis: Two explorers discover a jungle watering hole where all the animals are gay.

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Notes: Page 54.

S. D., the Super Deplorable

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Letterer(s): ?; typeset

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): Sammy Davis, Jr.; Frank Sinatra; Dean Martin

First Line: Frank, you ol' blue-eyed bum, ya!

Synopsis: Sammy Davis, Jr., falls out of a speeding car and is taken home by three black children.

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Notes: Pages 60-61. A parody of the "E. T." movie, done in storyboard format.

The Real Mr. Universe Contest

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Writer(s): ?

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Genres: humorous

Character(s): E. T.; Arnold Schwarzenegger; Marvin Martian; Yoda; Robby the Robot; C3PO; R2-D2; Ming the Merciless; Mr. Spock; Beldar Conehead

Synopsis: E. T. gets the prize in a contest with various space characters.

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Pages: 2

Notes: Pages 62-62. Two-page drawing.

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Writer(s): Peter Steiner [as P. Steiner] (signed)

Penciller(s): Peter Steiner [as P. Steiner] (signed)

Inker(s): Peter Steiner [as P. Steiner] (signed)

Letterer(s): typeset

Subject Matter

Genres: historical, humorous

First Line: Try to see things from my point of view.

Synopsis: A king argues with a peasant.

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Notes: Page 64.

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Letterer(s): typeset

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Genres: humorous

First Line: See what happens when a white girl marries a schwartze?

Synopsis: After watching a performance of "Othello," a mother has some advice for her daughter.

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Notes: Page 66.

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Cartoon on Interior Page(s)

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Letterer(s): typeset

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Genres: humorous

First Line: Thirty-second floor, huh? I been up there... That's a hell of a nice floor.

Synopsis: A maintenance man makes small talk with an apartment resident while riding in an elevator.

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Notes: Page 73.

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Photo Story on Interior Page(s)

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Writer(s): ?

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Inker(s): ? (photographs)

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Foto Funnies

First Line: Goddamn Reaganomics...

Synopsis: A man pretending to be a two-year-old calls for a baby-sitter.

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Notes: Page 79.

Plugged-In Pinhead

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Zippy

Character(s): Zippy

First Line: Zippy likes to keep on top of all late-breaking news.

Synopsis: Zippy wanders around town saying random things.

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Notes: Page 81.

In the Halls of Congress

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Excursions

First Line: This month: A look inside the U. S. Congress

Synopsis: Congress populated by African tribespeople.

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Notes: Page 82.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Ward C

First Line: Dr. Willis, please report to the therapy room.

Synopsis: Whoever is manning the intercom seems to have psychic powers.

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Notes: Page 82.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Popular Problems

First Line: Why am I still carrying this waffle iron?

Synopsis: Two men complain all the way while climbing Mt. Everest.

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Notes: Page 83.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Politenessman

Character(s): Politenessman

First Line: A reputed underworld chieftain dines out.

Synopsis: An underworld leader is shot in a restaurant. He tries to identify his killers by writing a message in pasta, but Politenessman puts a stop to that.

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Notes: Page 83.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Ray and Joe: The Story of a Man and His Dead Friend

Character(s): Ray; Joe; Mr. Calabrese

First Line: The story: Ray's closest friend Joe dies and he prevails upon his widow not to bury him...

Synopsis: Six days after Joe died, he's starting to smell so Ray takes him to a funeral parlor to have him embalmed.

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Notes: Page 84. Part of a continued story.

Guess What?

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Lessons in Life

First Line: Mentally retarded person or art student?

Synopsis: Three persons, with two choices of occupation for each one.

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Notes: Page 85.

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Story on Interior Page(s)

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Writer(s): ? [as Hollinger] (credited)

Penciller(s): ? [as Hollinger] (credited)

Inker(s): ? [as Hollinger] (credited)

Letterer(s): ? [as Hollinger] (credited)

Subject Matter

Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Zeb Piker

Character(s): Zeb Piker

First Line: Zeb tries out his new "alternatives" method of dog obedience training.

Synopsis: Zeb gives his dog two choices--one bad and one easy.

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Notes: Page 85.

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Aunt Mary's Kitchen

Character(s): Aunt Mary; Mark

First Line: Today we're making Finger Pies for my nephew Mark.

Synopsis: Aunt Mary gives her nephew Mark a haircut, then starts on a Finger Pies recipe.

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Notes: Page 85.

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Story on Interior Page(s)

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Writer(s): B. K. Taylor (signed)

Penciller(s): B. K. Taylor (signed)

Inker(s): B. K. Taylor (signed)

Letterer(s): B. K. Taylor (signed)

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Timberland Tales

Character(s): Dr. Rogers; Kathleen; Maurice; Constable Tom

First Line: The holidays have arrived and a festive mood fills the air.

Synopsis: The group gets together for a Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, Constable Tom and Maurice make the dinner.

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Notes: Page 86.

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Photo Story on Interior Page(s)

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Writer(s): ?

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Genres: humorous

Feature(s): Foto Funnies

First Line: I like you just the way you are.

Synopsis: A man imagines a topless woman with various accessories.

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Notes: Page 88.

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Cartoon on Interior Page(s)

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Letterer(s): typeset

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Genres: humorous, jungle

Character(s): Tarzan

First Line: Sorry, but we've decided not to help you any more. The general feeling is that you've been exploiting us all these years.

Synopsis: The apes tell Tarzan he's on his own.

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Notes: Page 94.