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Issue: Twisted Toyfare Theatre #11
Publication Date: January 2010
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Issues: #11 of 11 Issues
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Rating: Not Recommended for All Ages
Publisher: FlagWizard Entertainment
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Indicia Publisher: Gareb Shamus Enterprises Inc.
On Sale Date: (not set)
Volume: none
Pages: 108
ISBN: 97898255881229825588128
UPC/EAN: 9789825588122
Price: $12.95 CAD
$12.95 USD
Indicia Frequency: Not Recommended for All Ages
Content Items: 23 (20 stories, 1 cover)
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Publication Type: Trade Paperback
Color: color
Dimensions: standard Modern Age US
Paper Stock: cardstock cover
Binding: softcover
Publishing Format: collected editions
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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): He-Man and the Masters of the Universe; Harry Potter
Character(s): Harry Potter; He-Man
First Line: What th--?
Synopsis: Orko's hat is not the Sorting Hat.
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Head of the Class

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Mrs. McGillicuddy; Arcade; Mr. Squeakers; Uatu; Spider-Man; Cyclops; Colossus; Nightcrawler; Storm; Magneto; Sabretooth; Blob; Quicksilver; Daredevil; Electro; Mrs. Electro; Mysterio; Electro's mom; Electro's dad; Electro's son; Lizard; Hulk; Iron Man; Franklin Richards; May Parker [Dazzler]; Doctor Octopus; Mr. Fantastic; Mark Miller; Mittens; Punisher; Silver Surfer; Namor; Doctor Strange; Professor X; Gwen Stacy; Mary Jane Watson
Synopsis: At school, Arcade gives his show and tell. Then Uatu decides to show the class his report of "What if?" His scenarios are what if: Spider-Man wasn't bitten by a spider, Chris Claremont wrote Twisted Toyfare, Daredevil was a crossing guard, Electro had a sitcom, Lizard found the cosmic cube, photoshop wasn't invented, May was the Dazzler, the kree and skrull had a war, Superman landed in Russia, Punisher majored in philosophy, the Defenders' van was pimped, Storm wasn't hot, and Gwen Stacy didn't die. Uatu's teacher gives him a D-.
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My Doctor Said Mylantis!

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Namor
Synopsis: Namor endorses Mylantis medicine.
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Smurf City A Smurf to Kill For

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Hefty Smurf; Goldie Smurf; Greedy Smurf; Yellow Bastard [Allstar Seaworthy]; Gargamel; Smurfette; Hooker Smurf; Ninja Smurf; Brainy Smurf; Papa Smurf; Jokey Smurf
Synopsis: Hefty finds Goldie has been turned to gold, and he is being framed. He gets information from Greedy and Yellow Bastard, which leads him to Gargamel, but he is innocent. He's captured by Smurfette, who thinks he killed Goldie, but she lets him go. He goes to see Brainy, and finds out it was Brainy who has been turning Smurfs to gold. He fights him, and then finds out Papa Smurf was behind it all. He kills Papa and gets sentenced to the electric chair. Then Jokey comes and says it was all a joke. Hefty is already dead.
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Disclose Notes: This story is a parody of Sin City, and the coloring is done in the same style: black and white with some color highlights.
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One Flew Over the Dooku's Nest

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Darth Vader; Nurse Binks; Ki Adi Mundi (force ghost); Boba Fett; Shakey Pete; Jabba the Hutt; Green Stripey; Emperor Palpatine
Synopsis: After freezing Vader in carbonite, the stormtroopers are sentenced to community service. They go to Chancellor Valorum's Memorial Home for Elderly Clone Troopers. Boba Fett comes to visit his uncles. After seeing the bad treatment of the elderly, they break out the patients. They allow them to do whatever they want. One wants to make out with someone and one wants to shoot a Jedi. They go to Kamino to clone new bodies. Most die before they're cloned, but one survives. Palpatine find out and punishes them by making them bathe him.
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Purple Reign

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Mayor George W. Bush; Director Green Goblin [Captain Americaawesome]; Lizard; Mysterio [Dr. Strange]; Electro [Black Panther]; skrull; Jim Moore; Vision; Wonder Man; Dr. Strange [Professor Xavier]; Captain America [Cyclops]; Dormmammu [Wonder Man]; Jarvis [Kingpin]; Galactus [Matter Eater Lad]; Whirlwind; Cyclops; Nightcrawler; Professor Xavier: Mr. Hyde [Calvin Zabo]
Synopsis: After the Skrull invasion, Bush feels the need to tighten security and appoints Green Goblin to do so. He appoints a cabal including Lizard, Mysterio, Electro, and a Skrull. He uses the money he saved by giving everyone purple uniforms to perform more warrentless wiretaps. They stop a robbery, but the robber doesn't take them seriously, so they decide they are now Avengers. The Avengers threaten to leave, so they take their identities. When the old Avengers violate the noise ordinance, both teams fight. The old Avengers leave and join the X-Men.
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The Golden Rage

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Spider-Man; Thor; Spider-Man (greatest hero of 1945); Tarantula; Green Goblin; Mysterio; Lizard; Bin Laden
Synopsis: In order to get to the pizza rolls in the freezer, Spider-Man has to unfreeze Spider-Man, the greatest hero of 1945. The Spider-Men go to stop crime, but the old one can't determine what is a crime in current time, and kills Tarantula. He makes new Spider-Man his sidekick. New Spider-Man turns to the Dark Purple Avengers to take down the old one. Old Spider-Man takes them all down, but when he finds out that America is at war, he goes to Afghanistan and punches Bin Laden.
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A Shot at Love with Teela

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Trap Jaw; Sorceress; Panthor; Beast Man; Leech; Teela; Tung Lashor; Roboto; Evil Lynn; Fisto; Orko; Grizzlor
Synopsis: People compete for Teela's love.
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Disclose Notes: This is a parody advertisement of "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila."

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Ewokalypse Now!

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): stormtroopers; Emperor Palpatine; Average Moff Piett; Cloney; Snow; Wilford Brimley
Synopsis: The five stormtroopers are summoned to the moon of Endor to help defend against the Ewok attack. On the moon they ride a speeder bike and get caught in a trap with Wilford Brimley. They are taken to the Ewok village and prepared to be eaten. One trooper is decapitated.
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Ewokalypse Now! Part 2

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Cloney; Snow; Wilfred Brimley; stormtroopers; C-3PO
Synopsis: One of the stormtroopers convinces the Ewoks he's a god by making fire and killing Wilford Brimley, and they let him go. He mates with C-3PO to get the others released. They all party together. They fight the Empire so the Ewoks don't eat them. After a while, they feel bad, and decide to go back to the Death Star, until they see it has been blown up. They get jobs as drums with the Ewoks.
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Command & Conquer! Part 1

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Cobra Commander; Starscream; Spirit Iron-Knife; Freedom; Hot Rod; Bizarrobama; Optimus Prime; Burger-Meister; Duke; Megatron
Synopsis: Cobra Commander assembles various rejects from other teams; they are Starscream, Spirit Iron Knife, and Hot Rod. To prove their worth, they are going to attack the Hoover Dam, but end up at Niagara Falls instead. Prime Minister of Canada Bizarrobama gives them the country. Optimus Prime, Burger-Meister, Duke, and Megatron team-up to stop them. Duke sends in the Arctic Joes, not realizing it is hot in Ontario during August. They head to Utah.
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Command & Conquer! Part 2

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Optimus Prime; Burger Meister; Duke; Megatron; Cobra Commander; Starscream; Spirit Iron-Knife; Freedom; Hot Rod; Baroness; Lady Jaye; Arcee; Queen Elizabeth
Synopsis: Cobra Commander, Starscream, Spirit Iron-Knife, Freedom, and Hot Rod attempt to rule Canada. They decide it's too hard and try to sell it to the United Kingdom. The others pursue them on a road trip across the country. When they get there, Cobra Commander convinces them all to get along. Hot Rod accidentally kills Optimus, and they get sent over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
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The Supremes Part 1

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Namor; Dr. Strange; Silver Surfer; Hulk; Ancient One; Dr. Doom; Dormammu; Alan Moore
Synopsis: After the Defenders "save" Hulk from a nightmare, the ancient one appears, telling Strange he must renew his position as sorcerer supreme. Strange refuses, and angered, the ancient one decides to train Dr. Doom as the new one. Doom kills his old girlfriend to make his new armor. He trades his soul to Dormmammu for powers. He practices his spell pronunciation. Then he must learn under another master of magic: Alan Moore.
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Rom & Kate Plus Eight

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Character(s): Kate; Rom; Cara; Maddy; Alexis; Hannah; Aaden; Collin; Leah; Joel
Synopsis: Kat and Rom raise eight children.
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The Supremes Part 2

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): H.G. Wells; Alan Moore; Dr. Doom; Dr. Strange; Clea; Scarlet Witch; Captain America; skrull; Hulk; Mysterio; Reed Richards
Synopsis: When Dr. Doom defeats H.G. Wells with magic, he gains the power of Agamotto. He trains with Clea and Scarlet Witch. Elsewhere, Dr. Strange notices his powers are diminishing. He is unable to help defeat Annihilus, and his pickup magic isn't working. He decides to find out what is going on. Doom learns how to tip waitresses under Mysterio, then must finally train under Reed Richards.
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The Supremes Part 3

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Dr. Doom; Reed Richards; Franklin Richards; Dr. Strange; Silver Surfer; Ancient One; Jules Verne; Alan Moore
Synopsis: Doom trains under Richards while Strange tries to get his powers back by breaking his hand with a hammer. Doom has to carry Franklin on his back and go to the astral plane to learn humility. Strange gets Silver Surfer to carry him up a mountain. When Doom must kiss Reed's brain to demonstrate his humility, he refuses and gives the powers back to Strange. But they don't go to strange, they go to Franklin. Strange goes to study under Alan Moore.
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Character(s): Elvis; Alien; Sunshine Bear; Iron Klaw; Rainbow Brite; Ryu; Rocky; Robocop; Predator; Raymond Stantz; Dargon; Private Pizza; Wolverine; She-Ra
First Line: Um...fight?
Synopsis: A video game pits Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Care Bear, Predator, Rainbow Brite, Aliens, Robocop, She-Ra, Rocky, Wolverine, Elvis, Sectaurs, G.I. Joe, Ghostbusters, Prime, and Silver Hawks characters against each other.
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Kommand Performance

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Genres: humorous
Feature(s): M.A.S.K
Character(s): Matt Tracker; Brad Turner; Dusty Hayes; Sly Rax; Cliff Dagger; Miles Mayhem; Scott; T-Bob
Synopsis: Matt Tracker assembles M.A.S.K. for their very own summer blockbuster. V.E.N.O.M. agrees to be in the movie. They deal with stunt shots, script disputes, and soundtrack issues. Scott and T-Bob were their focus testing group. They find out they accidentally got the rights to remake the Cher movie Mask instead of M.A.S.K., so they shoot that instead.
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Web-Singers

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Mr. Fantastic; Namor; Professor Xavier; Black Bolt; Iron Man; Dr. Strange; Spider-Man; Hulk; Mary Jane Watson; Dr. Octopus; Electro; Mysterio; Bono [Green Goblin]; Thing; Watcher; Wendigo; Phoenix; Leader; Venom; Red Skull; Scarlet Witch; She-Hulk; Wolverine; Hobgoblin; May Parker
Synopsis: The Illuminati's production of Spider-Man: The Musical is way over budget and the lead actor has walked out. They convince Spider-Man to fill in by explaining if he doesn't, he will be owned by Broadway. He is unimpressed with Mary Jane. His villains fill in as the crew. Bono has written the songs. There is no time to rehearse, so Spider-Man is thrown on the stage without knowing the lyrics. Bono dresses up as Green Goblin and attacks Spider-Man and Mary Jane for ruining his songs.
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Web-Singers Part 2

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Spider-Man; Mary Jane Watson; Bono [Green Goblin]; Namor; Mr. Fantastic; Dr. Strange; Phoenix; Venom; May Parker; Thing; Vulture; Mysterio; Electro; Blade; Nightcrawler; Kingpin; Colossus; Human Torch; Watcher; Leader; Iron Man; Wendigo; Venom; Red Skull; Daredevil; Hawkeye; Scarlet Witch; Black Bolt; She-Hulk; Wolverine; Hobgoblin; Thing; May Parker; Cyclops; Spider-Man 2099
Synopsis: Bono, dressed as Green Goblin, threatens the cast while the Illuminati backstage decide not to intervene. Vulture is upset his part was cut, and then he is killed. Spider-Man convinces Mysterio and Electro to come on stage, but it doesn't help. He finally agrees to sing the songs. The audience boos, and it is over. In the future, Spider-Man 2099 gets a Tony for the revival.
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Inceptors of the Universe

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Genres: humorous
Character(s): Beast Man; Skeletor; Evil-Lyn; Mer-Man; Tri-Klops [Man-at-Arms]; Trap Jaw
Synopsis: Skeletor plans to find out for sure if Prince Adam is He-Man by taking him in a dream that is in a dream that is in a dream, etc. They capture He-Man and Tri-Klops impersonates Man-at-Arms. He is about to reveal his secret when Skeletor moves them to the next dream. Trap Jaw is in charge of the next one, and he is a somnambulist. The room shakes.
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Inceptors of the Universe Part 2

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Character(s): He-Man; Evil-Lyn; Skeletor [Faker Skeletor]; Tri-Klops [Man-at-Arms]; Trap Jaw; Fisto; Zodak; Orko; Conan; Sy-Klone
Synopsis: In the dreams, Skeletor pretends to be Faker Skeletor, and He-Man follows them to "rescue" Randor. They only have minutes before Trap Jaw wakes up. Beast Man is fighting in one dream level, one level is in space, and then in the current level He-Man is killed by Orko, who is Skeletor's ex-lover. They take He-Man to a vault where they hope he would project his secret identity, but he only projects He-Man dancing. They all wake up, except now Skeletor is in his own dream.
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Harry Potter and the Crux of the Matter

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Feature(s): Harry Potter
Character(s): Draco Malfoy; Harry Potter; Voldemort; Narcissa Malfoy
Synopsis: Harry asks Draco to meet him because he discovered something shocking about his past. He says Voldemort and Narcissa had an affair, then, as he was dying, Voldemort asked her for a favor. This is all a set-up so Harry can call Draco's mom a horcrux.
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