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Issue: Mad #503
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Publisher: FlagEC
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Indicia Publisher: E.C. Publications Inc.
On Sale Date: (not set)
Volume: none
Pages: 60
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Price: $5.99 USD
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Content Items: 32 (17 stories, 1 cover)
Editor(s): John Ficarra; Dave Croatto (associate editor)
Disclose Notes: Last quarterly issue.
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Publication Type: Comic Book
Color: color (#1-23, 400-550); color cover with black & white interior (#24-399)
Dimensions: standard Golden Age US (#1-23); magazine size (#24 onward)
Paper Stock: glossy cover
Binding: saddle-stitched
Publishing Format: Was Ongoing Series
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I ♥'ed Obama

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Mark Fredrickson
Mark Fredrickson
Mark Fredrickson
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humorous
Alfred E. Neuman
Alfred E. Neuman
Alfred has taken a marker to his I ♥ Obama tee shirt, to indicate a change of heart.
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Now Available

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Everquest II Sentinel's Fate
Ad for game from Sony Online Entertainment.
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inside front cover
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Departments

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humorous
Alfred E. Neuman; Sarah Palin; Tiger Woods; Black Spy; White Spy; Twitter trademark bird; Shellshock
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Art is excerpts from various articles in this issue.
The feature "Spanx-Giving Department" is phony and does not actually appear in the issue.
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Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Letters Page  on  Interior Page(s)
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John Ficarra; Hannah Cook; Mark Guzman; Kirsten Angel; Jim Mazur
? (photo); Kirsten Angel (photo); Jim Hutchings (photo); Sergio Aragones
? (photo); Kirsten Angel (photo); Jim Hutchings (photo); Sergio Aragones
? (photo); Kirsten Angel (photo); Jim Hutchings (photo); ?
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Hannah Cook; Dick DeBartolo; Conor Angel; Jim Mazur; 'Pits' DeArmond; Alfred E. Neuman; The Situation; Snooki; Lady Gaga; Zach Galifianakis; Kim Kardashian; Frank Jacobs
Letters, photos and fan art.
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Includes art by Sergio Aragones for the Free Comic Book Day 2010 t-shirt.
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[untitled]

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informational
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Celebrating Over 30 Years!

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Joe Kubert (signed)
Joe Kubert (signed)
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Subject Matter
Joe Kubert School Of Cartoon And Graphic Art, Inc.
Ad for art school.
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The Fundalini Pages

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Jeff Kruse; Nate Fakes; J. C. Duffy; Desmond Devlin; Darren Johnson; ?
Sam Sisco; Nate Fakes; Evan Dorkin; Sarah Dyer; ? (photo); Sam Viviano; Tom Richmond; J. C. Duffy; Rick Tulka; Richard Williams; Tom Bunk
Sam Sisco; Nate Fakes; Evan Dorkin; Sarah Dyer; ? (photo); Sam Viviano; Tom Richmond; J. C. Duffy; Rick Tulka; Richard Williams; Tom Bunk
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typeset; Nate Fakes
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humorous
Random Acts of Mindless Dept.; The Silly Six; The Kitchen Sink; Twisted Toaster Tales; Rundalini Rates; Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds; Spotted At The Multiplex; 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone And Anything; When The Going Gets Duff
Barack Obama; Lady Gaga; Twisted Toaster; Sarah Palin; Geico Gecko; Flo; Dennis Haysbert; Jake Sully; Mark McGwire; Billy Mays; Glenn Beck; Garfield; Conan O'Brien; Jay Leno
Various short satires of pop culture.
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Additional features are: Graphic Novel Review; Signs of A Growing Gun Problem In The NBA; Reasons Cited By Sportswriters...; Pros And Cons of The Kindle; Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed.
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Relive The Stupidity!

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Subject Matter
humorous
A Mad Ad Parody
Barack Obama; Tareq Salahi; Michaele Salahi; Falcon Heene; Richard Heene
Advertisement for videos of phony movies "30,000"; White House Crashers; and "Made Up."
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between pages 3-4 of The Fundalini Pages
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Tiger Cheat

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Subject Matter
humorous
A MAD Parody
Tiger Woods; Jon Gosselin
Parody of cover of magazine "Tiger Beat" featuring women Tiger Woods has supposedly had affairs with.
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between pages 4-5 of The Fundalini Pages
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We're Temporarily Stopping Production

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A Mad Ad Parody
A parody of a Toyota apologetic ad.
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On Sale Now!

Promotional Material (from Publisher)  on  Interior Page(s)
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MAD About Super Heroes
Alfred E. Neuman
House ad for book "MAD About Super Heroes Volume 2."
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Alfred is dressed in a Batman costume.
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The MAD Quarterly Report December 2009 - March 2010

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Paul Coker
Paul Coker
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Subject Matter
humorous
Eventing Our Spleen Dept.
Lou Dobbs; Donald Trump; Rod Blagojevich; Kate Hudson; Alex Rodriguez; Rush Limbaugh; Sarah Palin; Brian Williams; Tareq Salahi; Michaele Salahi; Charlie Sheen; Sheikh Khalifa; John Edwards
Notes about goofy news of the past quarter.
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The Big Bomb Theory

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Desmond Devlin
Tom Richmond
Tom Richmond
?
typeset
Subject Matter
humorous
The Geekest Link Dept.
Albert Einstein; Johnny Galecki [as Leper Halfstudler]; Kaley Cuoco [as Panty]; Jim Parsons [as Shellshock]; Kunal Nayyar [as Razzberry]; Simon Helberg [as Howsad]
Parody of tv show "The Big Bang Theory", where we are introduced to the cast and Shellshock takes over the show with a diabolical experiment.
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Fight Unemployment!

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MAD Books
House ad for various MAD books, including 4 exclusive at Barnes & Noble.
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Art is covers of the books.
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The Tiger Woods Mistress Mini-Golf Fun Center

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Credits
Scott Maiko
Ty Templeton
Ty Templeton
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Subject Matter
Just Screw It Dept.
Tiger Woods; Elin Woods; Gloria Allred
Ideas for a new golf business for Tiger Woods, to cash in on his marital troubles.
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The Darker Side of The Lighter Side

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Dave Berg (original); ? (revised)
Dave Berg
Dave Berg
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Subject Matter
humorous
Berg's Eye Askew Dept.
Dave Berg
New gags written for Dave Berg's drawings
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From Mad (EC, 1952 Series) #?
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The new gag writer is not credited.
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An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development

Promotional Material (from Publisher)  on  Interior Page(s)
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Jeffrey Lozenge ?
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Subject Matter
humorous
Mad Magazine
Jeffrey Lozenge
A message stringing together some well-known lines from the US Revolution.
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House ad for Mad subscriptions; #72 in a series. Jeffrey is wearing a Revolutionary War costume.
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Amish Mantle And Miracle Invention help Your Bank Balance Hit Rock Bottom

Text Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Scott Maiko
Irving Schild (ohoto)
Irving Schild (ohoto)
Irving Schild (ohoto)
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Subject Matter
humorous
The Pennsylvania Dutch Oven Dept.
Parody of Amish fireplace ads, showing how they are a scam.
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Spy Vs. Spy

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Peter Kuper
Peter Kuper
Peter Kuper
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Subject Matter
humorous
Joke And Dagger Dept.
Black Spy; White Spy
Two strips. In the first, the Black Spy is shot by a piece of White modern art. In the second, the White Spy is propelled into the path of a bus by a motorized umbrella.
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The Rich Rewards of A Full-Time Career As A Convenience Store Clerk

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John Caldwell
John Caldwell
John Caldwell
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Subject Matter
humorous
Giving Change You Can Believe In Dept.
Absurd ideas on benefits of being a convenience store clerk.
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A MAD Look At Avatar

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Sergio Aragones
Sergio Aragones
Sergio Aragones
Tom Luth
Subject Matter
humorous
Serge-In General Dept.
Jake Sully; Colonel Miles Quaritch; Neytiri
Things that could have gone wrong with various scenes from the movie Avatar.
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The 9 Reasons You Can't Get A Job

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Kevin Pope
Kevin Pope
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Subject Matter
humorous
Hire Education Dept.
Nine stupid or annoying things to do that would stop anyone from hiring you.
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7 Periods Closer To Death

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Ted Rall
Ted Rall
Ted Rall
Ted Rall
Subject Matter
humorous
The Rall of Duty Dept.
A boy writes an absurd science fiction story and is sent to the school psychologist because of the violence in the story...which he plagiarized anyway.
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The 38 Worst Things About Late Night TV!

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Credits
Desmond Devlin; Scott Maiko; Jeff Kruse
Hermann Mejia; Ward Sutton
Hermann Mejia; Ward Sutton
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Subject Matter
humorous
All Hams On Desk Dept.
Jon Stewart; Conan O'Brien; Ross The Intern; David Letterman; John J. Doherty; George Lopez; Andy Richter; Jimmy Kimmel; Uncle Frank Potenza; Jay Leno; Jimmy Fallon; Johnny Carson; Ed McMahon; Stephen Colbert; Bill O'Reilly; Barack Obama; Craig Ferguson
A look at the bad jokes, bad bits, bad decisions and repetitiveness of late night tv comedy shows.
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MAD's Iron Man 2 Outtakes

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Subject Matter
humorous
The Young And The Rustless Dept.
Iron Man [Tony Stark]; Pepper Potts; Whiplash [Ivan Vanko]; Nick Fury
Stills from the movie "Iron Man 2" with fake dialogue.
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FlagMad About Super Heroes #[nn] published January 2012
as MAD's Iron Man 2 Outtakes [Story on Interior Page(s)]
 
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Stop The Spread Of Germs!

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Dick DeBartolo
Gary Hallgren
Gary Hallgren
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Subject Matter
humorous
An Embarrassment of Richards Dept.
Stupid ideas to stay germ free.
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A MAD Healthy Living Poster.
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The Strip Club

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Christopher Baldwin; Joey Alison Sayers; Dustin Glick; Scott Nickel; Felipe Galindo [as Feggo]; Douglas Paszkiewicz
Christopher Baldwin; Joey Alison Sayers; Dustin Glick; Scott Nickel; Felipe Galindo [as Feggo]; Douglas Paszkiewicz
Christopher Baldwin; Joey Alison Sayers; Dustin Glick; Scott Nickel; Felipe Galindo [as Feggo]; Douglas Paszkiewicz
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Christopher Baldwin; Joey Alison Sayers; Dustin Glick; Scott Nickel; Felipe Galindo [as Feggo]; Douglas Paszkiewicz
Subject Matter
humorous
Pen And Stink Dept.; Just Below The Surface; It Only Hurts When I Laugh; The Machine That Travels Through Time; Bloggers Through Time; The Dork Side
A collection of comic strips.
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The MAD Vault 1969

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Frank Ridgeway; Al Jaffee; Larry Siegel; Stan Hart; Chris Hart; Frank Jacobs; Duck Edwing;Don Martin; Sergio Aragones
Al Jaffee; Mort Drucker; Norman Mingo; Bob Clarke; Jack Davis; George Woodbridge; Jack Rickard; Paul Coker Jr.; Don Martin; Sergio Aragones; Irving Schild ? (photo)
Al Jaffee; Mort Drucker; Norman Mingo; Bob Clarke; Jack Davis; George Woodbridge; Jack Rickard; Paul Coker Jr.; Don Martin; Sergio Aragones; Irving Schild ? (photo)
?; ? (photo)
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Subject Matter
humorous
The Articles Formerly Known As Reprints Dept.
Alfred E. Neuman; Beetle Bailey; Sargeant Orville P. Snorkle; Captain Sam Scabbard
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FlagMad #124 published January 1969
FlagMad #125 published March 1969
FlagMad #127 published June 1969
FlagMad #128 published July 1969
FlagMad #129 published September 1969
FlagMad #130 published October 1969
FlagMad #131 published December 1969
FlagMad #125 published March 1969
was If Comic Characters Were Psychoanalyzed [Story on Interior Page(s)]
FlagMad #126 published April 1969
was If Comic Strips Covered the Burning Issues of the Day [Story on Interior Page(s)]
 
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Single panels, pages and covers from previous issues.
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Steal These Tweets!

Text Article  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Dave Croatto
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Subject Matter
humorous
Pinch-Twitter Dept.
Twitter trademark bird
A collection of snappy Tweets for unimaginative people to use.
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What Condition Definitely Won't Be Covered By The New Obama Health Plan?

Activity  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Al Jaffee (signed)
Al Jaffee (signed)
Al Jaffee (signed)
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typeset
Subject Matter
humorous
Mad Fold-In
Tiger Woods
Answer is A Bruised Reputation.
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inside back cover
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Drawn-Out Dramas

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Sergio Aragones
Sergio Aragones
Sergio Aragones
Subject Matter
humorous
Marginal Thinking Dept.
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Gags appear on 8 different pages.
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Ever Tried Sliding Down A Bobsled Run Naked?

Advertisement  on  Interior Page(s)
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Subject Matter
5 Gum
Ad for gum from Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company.
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back cover

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