First Line:
Why don't we just have a simple, inexpensive evening, Bingo? Maybe a movie and a snack later on!
Synopsis:
After complaining about how much everything costs now due to soaring '70s inflation, Mr. Smythe attends an "Old Tyme Fair" where everything is at turn-of-the-century prices.
First Line:
Samantha, why are we doing all this hiding in the back alleys and sneaking around corners? Are you ashamed to be seen with me?
Synopsis:
Jealous of Bingo for monopolizing his little girl, Mr. Smythe tries to get her attention and then kicks Bingo out of the house again, which causes Samantha to refuse all her meals for a week.
Synopsis:
Suddenly Bingo has so much strength that he can lift any barbells without trouble, while the Smythes are weak by comparison. Or is this all a dream?
First Line:
There's happiness in this world, but everybody avoids it like the plague!
Synopsis:
Sampson says that Samantha has been seeing too much of the wimpy Bingo and that she should date some boys who are more muscular and aggressive. So she hooks up with some muscular, aggressive boys who nearly wreck the house.
Notes:
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First Line:
I'm only 12 and worried about going to high school with all those boys asking girls to go steady and accepting rings and things!
Synopsis:
Readers have problems, and Bingo and Samantha have answers.
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Miscellaneous
Pages:
2
Notes:
Includes letters from D.A.G. (Long Beach, Calif.), T.C. (Northport, N.Y.), B.N. (Alaska), H.Y. (Barston, Calif.), and H.W. (Keenansville, N.C.).
First Line:
Isn't that sickening? What mush! Man! I'll bet even you couldn't break up that combo!
Synopsis:
The sexy and wily Dimples Delush tries to seduce Bingo away from Samantha, but just as Bingo is about to succumb, Mr. Smythe inadvertently foils her plan.