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Issue: Mad #499
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Publisher: FlagEC
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On Sale Date: (not set)
Volume: none
Pages: 52
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Price: $4.99 USD
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Content Items: 31 (12 stories, 1 cover)
Editor(s): John Ficarra; Amy Vozeolas (associate editor); Dave Croatto (associate editor)
Disclose Notes: Last monthly issue.
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Publication Type: Comic Book
Color: color (#1-23, 400-550); color cover with black & white interior (#24-399)
Dimensions: standard Golden Age US (#1-23); magazine size (#24 onward)
Paper Stock: glossy cover
Binding: saddle-stitched
Publishing Format: Was Ongoing Series
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Who Wants To Watch Watchmen?

Illustration  on  Cover, Front
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Mark Fredrickson
Mark Fredrickson
Mark Fredrickson
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Subject Matter
humorous
Alfred E. Neuman
Alfred E. Neuman
Alfred is dressed as Rorschach.
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FlagMad About Super Heroes #[nn] published January 2012
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Return of The Beat Down

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Street Fighter IV
Ad for game from Capcom.
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inside front cover
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Departments

Table of Contents  on  Interior Page(s)
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Subject Matter
White Spy; Alfred E. Neuman; Cookie Monster; Dr. Meatdanglin'
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The feature "Horton Hears A Ho Department" is phony and does not actually appear in the issue.
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Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Letters Page  on  Interior Page(s)
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John Ficarra; Liz Clark; Chris DeMattia; Sam Share-Raab; Rob Scibetti; Robert Landis; Rob Golden; Peter Abrahan; James Smith, Jr.; Vic Arkoff; Lee Cleaveland; Daniel Doft
Sam Share-Raab (photo); Rob Golden (photo); Luke Ellison; Vic Arkoff (photo)
Sam Share-Raab (photo); Rob Golden (photo); Luke Ellison; Vic Arkoff (photo)
Sam Share-Raab (photo); Rob Golden (photo); Luke Ellison; Vic Arkoff (photo)
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Subject Matter
Letters And Tomatoes Department; MAD's 2-Question Interviews
Alfred E. Neuman; Chris DeMattia; David Cook; Griffin Golden; Brian Williams; Ralph Nader; Christiane Amanpour; Bob Costas; John Madden; Chris Matthews; Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.; Tiki Barber
Letters, photos and fan art. Includes "MAD's 2-Question Interviews" by Vic Arkoff.
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Naruto Shippuden

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Shonen Jump
Ad for books from Viz Media.
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Between pages 1-2 of letters pages.
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Dragon Ball Z Remastered

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Dragon Ball Z
Ad for DVDs from Tobi Animation and Funimation.
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On bottom half of pages 2-3 of letters pages.
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The Original Lowrider

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Shin Chan
Ad for DVD from TV Asahi and Funimation.
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Halo Wars

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Halo Wars
Ad for game from Microsoft.
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Between pages 4-5 of letters pages.
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[untitled]

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Subject Matter
informational
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An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development

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Jeffrey Lozenge ?
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Subject Matter
Mad Magazine
Jeffrey Lozenge
A bunch of meaningless drivel as a house ad for MAD Magazine subscriptions..
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#3 in a series. Jeffrey is wearing a Riddler costume.
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The Fundalini Pages

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Subject Matter
humorous
The Fundalini Pages; The Fast 5; The Yungbluth And The Restless; Melvin & Jenkins; The Sublime 7; Stories Reported By TMZ That Were Later Retracted; Eerie Similarities Between; Bitterman; How George W. Bush Will Be Perceived By Various Americans
Abraham Lincoln; Barack Obama; Cookie Monster; Ron Jeremy; George W. Bush; Hillary Clinton; Bono; Melvin; Jenkins; Joe Bitterman; H. Bitterman
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Contributors (roles unknown) include: Desmond Devlin; Evan Dorkin; Sarah Syer; Drew Friedman; Garth Gerhart; Mark Hempel; Darren Johnson; Jeff Kruse; Barry Liebmann; Kevin Pope; Sam Sisco; Warde Sutton; Jason Yungbluth
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What The Heck Is The Difference?

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Jack Davis (signed); ? (changes)
Jack Davis (signed); ? (changes)
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Subject Matter
Observation Dreck Dept.
Alfred E. Neuman
Cover of MAD #213 with a variation to find the differences on.
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FlagMad #213 published March 1980
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Botchmen

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Desmond Devlin
Tom Richmond (signed)
Tom Richmond (signed)
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Subject Matter
humorous
Moore's Code Dept.
Ozcargrouchius [Amoral Bleidt]; Nerd-Owl [Daniel]; Silk Speculum; Wackjob; Funnyman [Edward Branflake]; Dr. Meatdanglin' [Jon]; Alan "Smithee" Moore; Spider-Man (cameo); Batman (cameo); Robin (cameo); Hulk (cameo); Plastic Man (cameo)
The Botchmen wander through all the loose plot ends of the Watchmen story.
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A MAD Look at Trade Schools

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Sergio Aragones
Sergio Aragones
Sergio Aragones
Tom Luth
Subject Matter
humorous
Serge-In General Dept.
Comic situations that are unlikely to happen during training classes.
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Digital TV FAQs

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Jeff Kruse
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Subject Matter
A Small-Box Epidemic Dept.
Foolish questions and answers concerning the pending US digital tv conversion.
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Humanity's Hope Begins With One Man's Retribution

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Resistance Retribution
Ad for game from Playstation Network.
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The Decided Disadvantages of An Online Education

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
John Caldwell
John Caldwell
John Caldwell
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John Caldwell
Subject Matter
humorous
Modem Cum Laude Dept.
Things that could go wrong with an online education.
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The Darker Side of The Lighter Side

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Dave Berg (original); ? (revised)
Dave Berg
Dave Berg
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Subject Matter
humorous
Berg's-Eye Askew Dept.
Roger Kaputnik; Dave Berg
New gags written for Dave Berg's drawings.
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From Mad (EC, 1952 Series) #?
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The new gag writer is not credited.
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From JP CitiChaseWaCapitalMu Bank, Inc.

Text Article  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Dick DeBartolo
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Subject Matter
humorous
Fake letter from a new mega-bank to the American people.
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There is a simulated watermark to the page with a logo constructed out of financial company logos including Chase, Travelers, and WaMu.
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MAD's Unheroic Watchmen Outtakes

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Subject Matter
humorous
Please Sir, Can I Have Some Moore? Dept.
Rorschach [Walter P. Kovacs]; Daniel Dreiberg [Nite Owl]; Adrian Viedt [Ozymandias]; Dr. Manhattan [Jon Osterman]; Laurie Juspeczyk [Silk Spectre]
Stills from the movie "Watchmen" with fake dialog.
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The Story of Deathbed Donkey...And The Rage of Sorrow

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Brian McConnachie
Rick Geary
Rick Geary
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Subject Matter
humorous
A Touch of Ass Dept.
Deathbed Donkey
Story of a donkey that shows up whever someone is dying.
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Unabridged Sports Cliches

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Jacob Lambert
Paul Coker
Paul Coker
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Subject Matter
humorous
Humor In A Jock-Ular Vein Dept.
Standard sports interview cliches, with explanatory remarks.
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Buy This Stuff Today!

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Subject Matter
MAD Books
Alfred E. Neuman; George Bush; Black Spy; White Spy
House ad for various MAD books and DVDs.
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The Strip Club

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Joey Sayers; Scott Nickel; Tony Murphy; Dan Long; John Kovaleski; Todd Clark; Christopher Baldwin
Joey Sayers; Scott Nickel; Tony Murphy; Dan Long; John Kovaleski; Todd Clark; Christopher Baldwin
Joey Sayers; Scott Nickel; Tony Murphy; Dan Long; John Kovaleski; Todd Clark; Christopher Baldwin
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Joey Sayers; Scott Nickel; Tony Murphy; Dan Long; John Kovaleski; Todd Clark; Christopher Baldwin
Subject Matter
humorous
Pen And Stink Dept.; The Machine That Travels Through Time; The Roommates: John, Joe and Jerry; The Dork Side; Your Mama's Website Is So Ugly; The Long And Short of It...; The Legendary Deliveries of Pete Zahn; One Lovely Easter Morning
The Easter Bunny
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A collection of comic strips.
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Coming March 2009

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Subject Matter
H-A-W-X
Ad for game from Ubisoft.
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Spy Vs. Spy

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Peter Kuper
Peter Kuper
Peter Kuper
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Subject Matter
humorous
Joke And Dagger Dept.
Black Spy; White Spy
Two strips. In the first, the White spy is beheaded after believing he's engineered a jailbreak. In the second, a trick diving board does in the Black Spy.
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President Obama The Promise Vs. The Reality

Story  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Desmond Devlin
Leonardo Rodriguez; Kevin Pope
Leonardo Rodriguez; Kevin Pope
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typeset
Subject Matter
humorous
Going Barack On His Word Dept.
Barack Obama; Nancy Pelosi; John McCain; Joe Lieberman
Compares Barack Obama's campaign promises to what he'll likely do in office.
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What Happens When The Numbers Run Out?

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Subject Matter
Knowing
Ad for movie from Summit Entertainment.
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A "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" Snowboarding Conversation

Activity  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Al Jaffee (signed)
Al Jaffee (signed)
Al Jaffee (signed)
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typeset
Subject Matter
humorous
Mad Fold-In
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inside back cover
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Drawn-Out Dramas

Filler  on  Interior Page(s)
Credits
Sergio Aragones
Sergio Aragones
Sergio Aragones
Subject Matter
humorous
Marginal Thinking Dept.
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Gags appear on 13 different pages.
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We Scoured The Universe To Find One

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esurance
Erin Esurance
Ad for auto insurance with special Star Trek movie content on the esurance website.
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back cover

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